drieuxster (drieuxster) wrote,

You knew it would happen...

Microsoft (NSDQ: MSFT) has contributed $25,000 to a reward fund for information on the whereabouts of a missing video gamer.

Brandon Crisp, 15, has been missing from his Barrie, Ontario, home for about two weeks. He bolted after a dispute with his parents over the amount of time he spent playing online games. Barrie is a small Canadian city located about 60 miles north of Toronto.
One theory making the rounds is that Crisp ran off to join a "clan" of fellow gamers.

[ cf $50,000 Reward For Missing Xbox Addict ]
Clearly we must stop those GODLESS Gay HomoZeXual Pirate Canadianist Zombie Bankers from coming south to destroy our financial industry and prey on innocent young boys with their Moral Putrification, and failure to Support God's One True And Only New Apostolic Reformation that is the only True Path to the Freedom of the Free Trade In Free Markets....
Tags: bong_canada, geek_stuff

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