The law creates an intellectual property czar who will report directly to the president on how to better protect copyrights both domestically and internationally. The Justice Department had argued that the creation of this position would undermine its authority.Remember that under Unitarian Executive Principle, when there is doubt about the Unity of the Unitarian Executive, then one is in League with Satan when One Opposes the Greatness of Great Leader, and the Greatness of Great Leader IS GREAT!!!
[ cf Bush signs controversial anti-piracy law ]
Which is why the Kommisariate of Smartness will take over the sections of the Ministry of Protection of Smart things, as clearly the Justice Department does not have the smarts to know better than to attack the President to attack the troops!!!!
All Great the Smartness Hail!!!!
Anything Less and the Terrorists WIN!!!!
{ oh god, why don't I just have a tag for anti-intellectualism in american thingus of poohisms... }