Ok, this is just way too freaky:
For unknown reasons, State Senator Charlotte Burks (DINO) and State Rep. Eric Swafford (R) have been thinking a lot about the activities going on your bedroom. They have come to the conclusion that Tennessee will be a better place to live if the state regulates your bedroom by outlawing dildos.And will this with outlawing dildoes only be limited to 'girl dildoes' - which we know are naughty and bad.
Dildos today, mandatory missionary position tomorrow. We think it's high time the Republican party considers a name change. We suggest the Victorian Party, along with a campaign slogan of: Vote for a Victorian, and Say Hello to the Peeping Tom State in Your Bedroom.
[ cf Lawmakers (R) Seek to Outlaw Dildos - called out from When Father Knew Best ]
They can not seriously be intent upon depriving the party loyalists of their "ReamMaster 5000" and other patriotically correct Male Pleasure Maintainer systems for the He Man Manly Male Man who is Manly And Male, and still "In The Rear" - you know, with the beer - nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more, as their only way of coping with their Victim of ChickenHawk Angst Syndrome. I mean those are clearly medical devices, you know for medical purposes, for the treatment of diseases like Victim of ChickenHawk Angst Syndrome!!!
So clearly they can not mean those!