drieuxster (drieuxster) wrote,

More Reasons to NOT make out with drunk people

It will not get you out of the DUI
A teenage college student tried -- and failed -- to convince Mankato police that a make-out session was behind his being tipsy.

After campus security at Minnesota State University, Mankato, reported a stumbling male on the street about 2:45 a.m. Saturday, police approached 18-year-old James A. Carroll and gave him a preliminary breath test. Carroll scored a .063 percent reading, Police Cmdr. Amy Vokal said this afternoon.

[ cf Teen blames 'making out' with drunk female for his alcohol violation ]
So remember boys and NonPersons, when the Jack Boot of Evil Liberalism begins to persecute your White Christian America, remember to tell them the real reasons you are walking DUI:
John McCain spent five years hiding out in the HanoiHilton
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