A teenage college student tried -- and failed -- to convince Mankato police that a make-out session was behind his being tipsy.So remember boys and NonPersons, when the Jack Boot of Evil Liberalism begins to persecute your White Christian America, remember to tell them the real reasons you are walking DUI:
After campus security at Minnesota State University, Mankato, reported a stumbling male on the street about 2:45 a.m. Saturday, police approached 18-year-old James A. Carroll and gave him a preliminary breath test. Carroll scored a .063 percent reading, Police Cmdr. Amy Vokal said this afternoon.
[ cf Teen blames 'making out' with drunk female for his alcohol violation ]
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