Last night, around 2125, a Super Duper Extra Special Double Secret Military Operation was Gloriously Victorious Against the Evil Forces of Islamo-Fascist-Zionist-Communism in the Door Zone!!!
The Evil Doing Puppet Toady of his Evil Liberal Peking Paymasters opened the door to his car, and I, patriotically corrector than Thou, Vanquisher of the Dungeon And Dragon Playing Doors, Did Brutally Rip Victory from the Doors Of Defeat!!! And sent that jim morrison impersonator to the Punished Dark Corner of His Mother's Basement!!!! and without a cookie or milk!!!!
ALL HAIL THIS MOST GLORIOUS MILITARY VICTORY OVER THE EVILS OF THE DOOR ZONE!!!!
{ the ironic part is that the driver is also a bicyclist.... }