drieuxster (drieuxster) wrote,
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Why I Love Faux News Reporting...

stunning insight...
Think that new $199 iPhone is going to save you money over the older $399 model? Guess again.

AT&T is raising its minimum monthly service subscription for the new iPhone from $60 to $70 per month, according to the Associated Press.

That's an extra $240 over the lifetime of the two-year contract — more than the $200 initial savings on the handheld's retail price.
...
In a way, that $200 you save on the new iPhone is really a loan you'll be paying back to AT&T at 10 percent yearly interest.

Truth be told, the iPhone 3G is a better phone, at least judging from the specs. The added GPS chip and much faster Internet connectivity are worth the extra 40 bucks over two years.
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But the price cut squarely targets the main market — the millions of Americans who will see the new upfront cost, think "half off" and run out to buy the things all over again.

[ cf That 'Cheaper' iPhone Will Cost You More ( emphasis added to show the Gay HomoZeXual Zombie Kandianist Destructors Attacking ) ]
Hum....

Now Apple of course controls what AT&T does, and so... because of the Divine Will Of Divinity....

Or was it the Free Market of Invisible FootingsInDerMouthens, you know the OTHER Austrian School of Economics....

AH YES.... I really do not know how to say how brilliant an analysis this brilliant faux news articularingist sorta turns towards mostly more and more surrealism...

Come On Fox News - admit it - you hate Apple because they are Gay HomoZeXuals who hate freedom and are not willing to Kill for Jesus like all of the Combat Hardened war heroes that man all of the combat positions inside of Combat Central Fox News where the True Holy Warriors Are HOLIER than the mere welfare queens who whine up in welfare state regimes like Army.com because they are not able to become true Holy Warriors Of the Holy Cathedral of Fox News...

So NOW more than ever americans must learn to STOP those Gay HomoZeXual Pirate Zombie Canadianists who are destroying our White Christian America Because THEY hate Freedom!!!

I mean, what else can that apple with a bite out of logo mean but that all of the Satanists In The World work over time at apple seeking to destory everything everywhere!!!
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