So we of course went through the basic briefing. It would have been so much a better world if the Violent Femme's "this will go down on your permenant record" had actually worked out to have a permenant record.
So there is this stack of lab work, and other places to go and visit and all of that Jazz. I even got a booster on my tetenus shot - which, let us be honest is not something I like. I am allergic to metal entering me at any velocity. Call it a personal tick.
But it was the part where we do the bend over, let me make sure your prostrate is where it should be.
I mean talk about RUDE PEOPLE! Not so much as a hi, how are you, brought you some flowers, over even a dinner and a movie just your typical Wam Bam thank you sailor I needed to do that.