drieuxster (drieuxster) wrote,

Holy Wireless Warrent Tapping Flying Rodent PerKin!

In light of recent "issues" in the current administration MiniTrue has been tasked with the creation of the National Real Intelligence Directorate.

The New And Improved NRID will be tasked with insterting specially trained intelligence operatives into the various governmental organizations with the mission of acquiring information about what is warrented in the various governmental organizations. These specially trained intelligence operatives will be able to use any and all means at their disposal to find out what is actually going on in the Government so that the current administration is not embarrassed to find out what is going on in the Government by way of the Evil Liberal Media.

The New and Improved NRID will consolidate all previous efforts to consolidate the acquisition of information about the american government by the american government. They will be their own classification agency, and therefore the sole repository of what information the Government Knows About the Government. Not to mention which sections of the Government have a clear Need To Know basis for gaining access to actionable intelligence about the American Government as acquired by the American Government.

All other branches of the Government MUST clear all of their clearance issues with NRID so as to verify that in fact all information about the Government is classified to the appropriate level of classification, and that when and where appropriate, that information is actually made available to other elements of the Government, including at times, and when absolutely required, releasing some of this intelligence to the president.

Anything Less and the Terrorist WIN!

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