drieuxster (drieuxster) wrote,
drieuxster
drieuxster

Where Are The Boobies?

Dudes, let us be honest, this is the core problem with the beeb:
The eight men and a woman left the cave reportedly overcome by the stench from the bodies of two people who had died.

Thirty-five followers of self-declared prophet Pyotr Kuznetsov entered the cave, in the country's central Penza region, last November.

They had threatened to blow themselves up if police tried to remove them.

[ cf Russian doomsday cult siege ends ]
Where are the Teenage Virgins???

Clearly just because some wanker goes off the ledge into the Abyss, that is not news. In america we elect them to government office. Unless of course we can show that they are really actual practicing heterosexuals, as opposed to say Properly Married People, who are simply doing it for the Children.

Nope. Sorry, this is really not news, save that it shows why we MUST BONG CANADA to stop the beeb from being so Atheistically unAmerican about their reporting of Dangerous Dooms Day Cults.

I mean, we have RoboBushCheney
They Shiney!!!

They Bring the Doom in Dooms Day!!
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