First Daughter Jenna Bush will tie the knot in a hush hush ceremony at the Bush family ranch in Crawford, Texas on Saturday, becoming only the second presidential daughter to wed in nearly 40 years.Yes, most people are SOOOO exstatic to hear that he will be able to take time away from his Combat Forces in The Karl Rove Executive Super Supreme Armoured Flying Saucer, who are at this very Moment TOTALLY Routing The Evils of the EVIL Princess Sparkle Pony who is the Sinister and Unamerican Symbol of those who are not willing to support the President To Support The Troops!
But for her wedding, Jenna, unlike Tricia Nixon’s opulent White House wedding in 1971, opted to say, “I do,” back at the ranch.
"She just wanted to get married at home. She just feels a lot more comfortable there," said first lady Laura Bush. "And it will be really beautiful."
[ cf First Daughter Jenna Bush Ties the Knot Back at the Ranch ]
But unlike some vice presidents who used their married status as a principle excuse to avoid active military service, now adays that is no longer required. Now One can avoid active military service and still be Not Gay!!!