I MEAN, How SHOCKING!!!
Clearly if ONLY The Evil Princess Sparkle Pony had not lead Ronald Reagan Into the Dark Evil Family Destroying Sinister Satanic Cult Ritualisms of Divorce and Destruction, not only would america still be declaring war, something it has not done since Ronald Reagan ABANDONED His Lawful Wife, but more so POOR INNOCENT Michael Reagan would not have been molested and forced to become a part of on going child pornography!!!
How Tragic!!!
How HorrorFrying!!!
How Just Totally Gross!!!
Can there be ANY DOUBT why we must have RoboBushCheney
They Shiney!!!
For they will free us from this Sinister Curse of the Evil Princess Sparkle Pony, and children will be able to grow up in wholesome well balanced families freed from the demonic demonism of evil liberalism, and allowed to march boldly into the GLORIOUS Military History Of The Historical Military OF The War Winning Free Marketeers!
Clearly we must all PRAY for Poor Michael Reagan and help him find his way back to the happier times when he had accepted Dubya as his Personal Lord And Savior!!!
That will restore Family Values and a BOOMING Economy!!! As The Rainfall Of Nuclear Weapons Derive back the Unbelievers in the Invisible Foot Of The Market and the Happy Bliss of Traditional Family Values!!! From a TIME BEFORE THE HORRORS OF Reagan's Being Duped By The Evil Princess Sparkle Pony!!!