The Creature From The Black Lagoon's fish-man is back, in a new remake of the 1954 classic. And the new version of the Creature has already been designed. Director Breck Eisner wants the new movie to be as scary as the original, but also wants you to empathize with the misunderstood and woman-craving mutant Gilly.SHOCKING!!!
Once Eisner is done retooling George Romero's The Crazies he's set to focus all attention on The Creature. Taking the 1950s classic even further Eisner decided to film the Amazon based at the wild rivers banks.
[ cf The Creature From The Black Lagoon Reemerges Gill By Gill ]
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Why do they hate our White Christian American All American Cultural Heritage!!!
Clearly WHEN they are bad, they are REALLY BAD!!!
And WE MUST STOP THEM before they destroy our white christian america!!!