drieuxster (drieuxster) wrote,

When Bad Friends Go Badder...

Recently I was unable to attend a small social gathering due to the Rise of IslamoFascistsJihaudist Tendencies in my bread knife that cut my finger. I had tried to apology to my Bad Friend, and he went INSANE, responding:
Clearly your problem was that you were not using properly pre-sliced Victory Wonder Bread as right-thinking folk do.
To which UnNamed Voices In My Head Patriotically Responded:
Victory Brand!!!

When Nothing But Total Global Domination Will DO!!!!

Remember, sometimes a Cigar is just a Cigar!!!

And sometimes it is a symptom of Global Nuclear Warfare Enhancement Features....
So are YOU doing Your Part????

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