drieuxster (drieuxster) wrote,

Surfer Dude Finds Fix!!!

Oh My GOD:
OAHU, Hawaii, Thursday (UnNews Science) -- Laid-back surfer dude Garrett Lisi is wowing the world of theoretical physics with his new paper "An Exceptionally Simple Theory Of Everything," reducing all fundamental physical forces to a single mathematical construct, the E8 Lie group.

Like many an unsung genius, Dr Lisi has failed to turn his theory into bucks. "Being poor sucks. It's hard to figure out the secrets of the universe when you're trying to figure out where you and your girlfriend are going to sleep next month."

[ cf UnNews:Surfer dude stuns physicists with theory of everything ]

He has like a girlfriend!

Like Totally!!!!

For more Hiddeously boring citations of the pedantic side of it all, consult attention dr. mmcirvin where they decay into all of the stuff that is not about the fact that he like has a girlfriend.

And for the String Theorists, who are not to sure about the connections that may be the manifestation of girlfriend, allow me to point out Internet Love Song which comes by indirection from reddragdiva....
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