Unlike the strumpets and saucy tarts from Commie Martyr High.
Nice young republican girls do not go prancing about in spikes with seamed stockings. Since nice young republican girls understand the grave dangers of anoxia that can occur in young men when all of the oxygenated blood falls out of their head and fails to make it down to their feet where it might have bounced back.
Besides, it really is not polite to have young males falling over frivilously in public. Just not the right and proper thing to do, and a grave threat to state security and public safety.
This is why Nice Republican Girls are very careful about how they take advantage of the frailties of young men. It's a Matter of National Security you know.
