drieuxster (drieuxster) wrote,

Those Darn Phoney Civilians Gone Wild.... (again)

Twenty years ago, televangelist Oral Roberts said he was reading a spy novel when God appeared to him and told him to raise $8 million for Roberts' university, or else he would be "called home."

Now, his son, Oral Roberts University President Richard Roberts, says God is speaking again, telling him to deny lurid allegations in a lawsuit that threatens to engulf this 44-year-old Bible Belt college in scandal.
She is accused of dropping tens of thousands of dollars on clothes, awarding nonacademic scholarships to friends of her children and sending scores of text messages on university-issued cell phones to people described in the lawsuit as "underage males."

[ cf The Lady is A Tramp (emphasis mine) ]

Oh good, thank god this is not another Senator Craig Crisis, it's his wife who is taking advantage of underage males....

ah yes.... But does that really mean that she is an actual civilian?

I mean, she is a Prayer Warrior, and if we have learned anything in the Current Holy Crusade Against Zombies, it is the clear and compelling need to WIN against the Beast Creatures Of The Pits, so clearly Prayer Warriors rank closer to the Karl Rove Armoured Flying Saucer Korp than the mere plebian Fighting 101st Keyboardists who are not always working on slaughter and slaying of unbelievers and getting God's Bullets to go from the Barrels of the Holy Warriors into the Bodies of Unbelievers, who were most likely Zombies Anyway...

Ah yes!!! Keep On the WhateverOnWhomever!!!! Since we can not have anything less than the Best Phoney Civilians as our most Holy Warriors in the Most Holy War!!!
Tags: religion, they_did_what, war

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