drieuxster (drieuxster) wrote,

If Only Democrats Had Brains.... and other thoughts from the W.C.

Ah yes, this morning while I was seated on the Thrown in the W.C. creating a new neocon policy position, I was leafing through the CostCo Catalog, and there was The Most Blessed Virgin HanoiAnnie Coulter, and her book on how if only democrats had brains they would vote republican.

Which is soooo Amusing. I mean, when The Most Blessed Virgin HanoiAnnie Coulter is out jerking herself off in public like that, which Republican did she mean????

Is she going to hop on the Stab Our Troops In The Back, Defeatist Cut And Runner Appeasers who are not Going To Support the President To Support The Troops, and go a courting someone other than BushCheney2008, thus showing to the whole world that all of that political posturing about presidential perogatives in the 2004 Campaign, was, well, Bong Water Well Filtered?

Or is this the Republican Party that supports the restoration of our White Christian America, and well, in that part of the party, uh, we have this problem with whether or not that includes "mormons", whom, as anyone who has read a chick tract knows, are, well DANGEROUS CULTISTS!!!! Ok, so if you have read any of the Protestant Doctrinaire Postures on, well, DANGEROUS CULTS, still lists the Mormans as, well cultists, because they hold to this extension to the Bible which is the Book Of Mormons....

Or did The Most Blessed Virgin HanoiAnnie Coulter go for the Religious FreeMarketeers who Are SOO PLEASED that Bernanke is going to rescue the players who do not want to be held accountable for bad financial policies which lead them to the risk of being held, well, accountable, for being unregulated banks; and that it has always beeen the policy of a Free Market to believe in the Obligation to Rescue the Proper types when the market starts sheering the sheep.

Or is this the part where we visit The Most Blessed Virgin HanoiAnnie Coulter firm religious commitment to the American Armed Forces, and well, you know, that only the True Believers Are True Believers, and those Welfare Queens in the armed forces are merely sucking on the Tax Payer's Teats because they do not have the Personal Fortitude to have their own Rescue Plan that Bernanke will execute.


Ah yes....

If only the Republican Party can find a way to differenciate itself from the TheyThemThoseTypes who are all God Hating America Bashers who have not come to accept that the One True And ONLY Glorious Revolution is the Glorious Revolution of 1688.... When the WHOLE WORLD CHANGED!!!

But thank GOD, this is a free nation and understands that the most important thing in a time of war is Tax Cuts, but fortuitously the nation is not at war, it is in a time of transferring the tax liabilities unto the unborn!!!
Tags: religion, war

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