Or the Zombies Will Come After Everyone's Daughter
With the dollar slipping to an all-time low against the euro, currency strategists say the greenback is not likely to rebound anytime soon.Are YOU doing your part to help the world UNDERSTAND that we all support the One True And Only Holy Trilogy of WarPresident, WarCzar and Praetor Petreaus, without whom the cosmos would be flooded with Space Alien Zombies buying up land in our neighborhoods and driving down the values below our current mortguage on it....
After hovering near record lows against the euro in recent weeks, the dollar quietly slipped to a new low of $1.3914 early Wednesday, passing the previous record set in July.
[ cf No relief in sight for battered dollar ]
oh MY GOD!!!!!
Can there be any more clearer and compellinger PROOF that we must Privatize Zombie Hunting, to prevent the so called, "sub prime mortguage" crisis, which we all KNOW is Evil Liberal Media Meat Puppet Code Word for "we want our Gay HomoZeXual Zombie Pirate Canadianists to take your daughters and depress your property values!"
ARE YOU DOING YOUR PART TO STOP THE SPACE ALIEN ZOMBIE LAND GRAB????