UnHoly Cuban Invasion!!!

I was somewhat pleased this morning when CNN decided to interrupt their dull, droll, tedious defeatist rumour mongering and break away to the Glorious and Heroic Struggle of the US Coast Guard off the south coast of florida that at this very moment is trying to turn back the Cuban Invasion Fleet that was launched at america in the wake of Hurricaine Rita.

On the drive into work KCBS indicated that after visiting the rescue efforts in Texas, he would be moving on to Colorada to Northern Command!

Can there be any doubt that this time the President WILL Retaliate against the Cuban Invasion by Bombing Canada!