drieuxster (drieuxster) wrote,
drieuxster
drieuxster

But if....

... Petraeus really thinks you are a Pussy, as Kristol recently explained to Jon Stewart, does this mean that Kristol was equally being truthier that Bush didn't think that Jon Stewart was a Pussy....

Especially in light of this growing comedy talking point:
Despite Bush's repeated statements that the report will reflect evaluations by Petraeus and Ryan Crocker, the U.S. ambassador to Iraq, administration officials said it would actually be written by the White House, with inputs from officials throughout the government.
[ cf TPM: Ghost Written ( citing the LAT ) ]
GOSH....

What does it really take to know that one is really the sort of SuperDuperExtraSpecialSeriouslySekretSuperSekretSpecialSuperHumanGreatNewAndImprovedLawrenceOlivier
Oh dear, did they really mean that Petraeus is their new and improved actor, or were they confused about say Florence of Arabia... And gosh, if the Evil Liberal Media Meat Puppets are being told about him, knowing full well that if the Evil Liberal Media Meat Puppets KNOW, then the terrorists KNOW!!!!

All of which brings us to the greatest Holy Crusade Ever and the on going total march to total victory, and the most glorious of all possible victories ever, over the Iranian Flying Saucers.... Which of course is the Really Importantist Most SuperDuperExtraSpecialSeriouslySekretSuperSekretSpecialSuperHumanGreatNewAndImprovedLawrenceOlivier
Who will be able to do all of the True Things Truthierlyier than ever before!!!!!

You know, to keep the Iranian Flying Saucers from coming back....
Tags: religion, they_did_what, war
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