One day after learning that Paris Hilton has found God, we discover she's lost her agent.Blink???
Michael Donkis of the Endeavor Agency confirmed to E! Online Tuesday that the firm is no longer representing Hilton. Donkis did not offer any explanation for the move. Sources say the announcement was made Friday—the same day Hilton was ordered back to jail—in a company-wide email.
[ cf Paris Fallout: Agents Quit, Sheriff Targeted ]
When did Paris Hilton become a part of the current administration such that there was a need to find Jesus In Jail so as to....
Oh no... don't tell us that Paris Hilton has always been one of the Super Sekret V-Veapons that would win against the Iranian Flying Saucers, if only the Defeatist Kapitulationist Appeaser Cut and Runner Draft Dodgers were not openly opposing the President Divine Right to keep and use Super Sekret V-Veapons any way he wanted for reasons of national security!!!!
Or is this just more of the Super Sekret Plot to Bong Canada For Jesus???