drieuxster (drieuxster) wrote,

Holy Ontological Proof Of GOD!!!

by way of vspope as a commenter in ronebofh we are blessed with this Pure Proof of the Existence of the One True And Only....
WBC will Preach at Jerry Falwell's Funeral!!

WBC will preach at the memorial service of the corpulent false prophet Jerry Falwell, who spent his entire life prophesying lies and false doctrines like "God loves everyone".

There is little doubt that Falwell split Hell wide open the instant he died. The evidence is compelling, overwhelming, and irrefragable. To wit:

1. Falwell was a true Calvinistic Baptist when he was a young preacher in Springfield, Missouri, and sold his soul to Free-Willism (Arminianism) for lucre.

2. Falwell bitterly and viciously attacked WBC because of WBC's faithful Bible preaching -- thereby committing the unpardonable sin -- otherwise known as the sin against the Holy Ghost.

3. Falwell warmly praised Christ-rejecting Jews, pedophile-condoning Catholics, money-grubbing compromisers, practicing fags like Mel White, and backsliders like Billy Graham and Robert Schuler, etc. All for lucre -- making him guilty of their sins.

[ cf Fred Phelps' God Hates America Web Site ]
so it appears that Fred Phelps will be picketting Jerry Fallwell, because, well, gosh, news flash, Jerry Fallwell was a God Hating America Basher in league with the Radical Left Wing Extremists....

So yes, boys and Girls, it is SOOO time to Bong Canada until the Canadians Repent...

Anything Less and the Space Aliens do that thing they do....
Tags: bong_canada, bong_hitz_4_jesus, religion, they_did_what, war

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