I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus.
One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother live in Fort Worth and have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas.
I have two brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview. She is a part time "working girl".
All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who is a very conservative Republican?
Signed, Worried About My Reputation
( email meme)
Remember when "conservative" was considered a part of being a Republican before we had to deal with the orthodoxy questions of the NeoCons, and now the total fiasco of the Vast Right Wing Religious WingNuttery who have basically boiled alive the moral values that had been at the center of Actual Republicanism.
In Related Comedy, there is that fun of the TreeHuggerInChief Pitching to his Radical Left Wing EcoTerrorist Base with
President Bush responded Monday to a Supreme Court ruling by ordering federal agencies to find a way to begin regulating vehicle emissions by the time he leaves office.Ah Yes, great Funny, HA, HA!!!
In a Rose Garden announcement, Bush said he wanted to move ahead, pending any separate legislative approaches. The new rules will ``cut gasoline consumption and greenhouse gas emissions from motor vehicles,'' he said.
But the Bush executive order telling several agencies to finish the work by 2008 also said they must take into account the views of the general public, the impact the new rules would have on safety, scientific knowledge, available technology and the cost. Bush's term ends Jan. 20, 2009.
[ cf Bush Sets Deadline for Emission Rules ]
What if Congress were to pass a Law that would survive a Supreme Court Review mandating that the Prez had to be obliged by american law, and that it was time to end his welfare stateist Environmental Extremist Fiasco in the Whole ThatIraqiThingiePooh and accept that Restoring the Iraqi Wetlands Might not be a part of his core mandate.....
Ah yes, so how far HAS the worm really turned?