According to a recent survey, 17 percent of the American public "strongly" approves of the job George W. Bush is doing. Not just approves, but strongly approves. I found those numbers interesting but incomplete. Don't you want to know who those people are? What sorts of lives do they lead? How they make their judgments?But the tasty bit is
[ cf If You Love the President . . . (emphasis mine))]
6. What is your preferred method of deflecting alien mind-control beams?Uh...
a) An aluminum-foil hat
b) Replacing metal tooth fillings with composite
c) Rhythmic chanting while naked
d) Shooting into the air toward suspected mother ships
( specific If You Love the President . . .(pg 3 of 5) )
Uh...
Uh...
Yes...
TERRORRISTS ARE EVERY WHERE!!! THEY ARE TRYING TO DESTROY OUR WHITE CHRISTIAN AMERICA WITH THEIR GAY HOMOSEXUAL MIND CONTROL PIRATE CANADIANISTS...
WOW DUDE!!! LIKE TOTALLY THE COLOURS!!!
Must exhale at some point, but the Space Worms will get it...
OH MY GOD THEY MINED THE EMPHASIS, AND IT IS SMILING AT MEE......
Oh dear one of the space worms got in...
