The U.S. Federal Communications Commission issued an order on Monday aimed at toughening up protections for consumers' personal phone records after revelations last year of leaks.WOW!!!!
[ cf US FCC adopts tougher phone record privacy rules ]
I mean who are these Fruit Bats to OPPOSE the Department of The Kommisariate Of Public Purity and It's Passionate Protection of The Patriotic Patriot Act!!!! Just because from time to time some innocent civilians have to be rounded up and burned at the stake doesn't mean that this is a Bad Thing!!!! Mien Gott Im Himmel, I mean everyone has had one of those days when one has accidentally burned Not Guilty People at the Stake, because, well, gosh, they could have been the Demonic Spawns of Satan that we were after!!!!
So Clearly the Department Of Homeland Security MUST arrest these Devil Worshippers in the FCC who are opposed to Allowing Americans to be Protected By Basking In The Glow of the Divinity Of Dubya!!!
Anything Less and the Terrorists WIN!!!!