drieuxster (drieuxster) wrote,

Dialogs You Do NOT want to be in....

One of My Drug Addled PsychoFruitBats noted:

I just received a rather unprofessional email from my immediate manager. I responded with the most obscenely apologetic blow-job you have ever seen in your life. I doubt it will help. I have a splitting headache, and I want to crawl into a hole and die.

The response to this is:

do what we do in these moments, just recite:
The Divinity Of Dubya
The Divinity Of Dubya
The Divinity Of Dubya
until your shoes turn to rubie red, and then
you can click them together and go home.

Or you might turn into Hanoi Annie Coulter.....

Your Mileage May Vary...
Tags: bong_hitz_4_jesus

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