drieuxster (drieuxster) wrote,
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drieuxster

It may be time to start bicycling Again, when...

One wakes up to the chanting sounds of Freaking Hippie Green Peace Dweezels trying to roll you back into the ocean, while trying to make sure that your dorsal fin stays moist, as they run salt water over you....

Ok, so I would seriously have been in a world of HURT were in not for Seymore And Sheldon, since they had one of their littlel moments this morning.... Seymore said
Hey, they can't do that to our Pledges, Only WE can do that to our Pleddges!!!
to which Sheldon noted, "Word", but of course with that sort of worried look, like as if some how out from behind the Bushes someone from the Department Of Collecting Roylaty Rights from persons who happen to spout lines from undocumented movies...

You know, to make sure that all of that Digital Materialisticalist Copy Right Stuff were upheld, by, well, let us be honest, most of the folks working in the Directorate of Collecting Unknown Royalty Rights from Average People, { ok, so maybe The Dragon Hit Squad is NOT YOUR IDEA of 'Average People' - but for me, they be the Posse!!! } are well, let us be honest, mostly Imaginary Persons!!! Imaginary in that they are clearly NOT REAL People!!! I mean, what sort of Drug Addled Psycho Freak would be so down on their luck that they would take up the gig as a Contract Collection Agent Slam Dancing Average Persons for failing to Both Symbolically And Articulate Attribute ALL of their Assertions, and as a part of that pay the actual royalties...

But that is SOOO just one more Side Bar in the Whole ONGOING WAR against the sort of Dope Smoking Tree Hugging Green Peace Freaks who opt to pick on the modestly paunchy by actively deciding that they have to be some sort of beached whale!!! I mean, I am all in favor of Supporting the Tree Hugger In Chief and all of that, but What Coughing Loon would up and bust into a persons crib and decide it was time to do a spontaneous intervention on a Possible Aquatic Mammal that has been illegally detained??? I mean, the only UPSIDE is that these FrootBats at least make the Directorate Of State Security seem only marginally less ridiculous....

Needless to say, before the Freaking Hippies could turn me into drift wood wandering wantonly where ever the tides would take me to mate with other lumps of history. Seymore and Sheldon Swung Into Action. Which is to say that Seymore got serious about seriously trying to pick up chicks, so he could slather them up in Fancy French Muster. While Sheldon was trying the more rational "cute and cuddly wuddly" approach, about how things are tough all over, and seriously Tough when the only people who are singing about how Hard It IS to be green are stuffed inanimate objects - and how all of the Cuddly Wuddly Wankers of the Environmental Movement can not get past the Scales, Claws, Fangs, and all of that, unless we do a serious close up, and Sheldon is in full Tilt Boogie Cutsie Wide Eyed Naivete...

Which he can so seriously Hit with or without his tail wagging...

God if it had not been for the Brute Force Cutsie Attack, the FREAKING HIPPIES would have won!!!

Ok, so I really have not heard from Seymore, which probably means that some Nice Parent's Formerly Naive And Innocent Waifly little daughter is now in the Insideous Clutches of a Morally Questionable, and Mostly Incompentent Dragon. So if you see Seymore, tell him to learn to be responsible...

And YES, that does mean returning the Muster...
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