Campaigning in 2000, George Bush promised he would swear on the Bible to restore honor and dignity to a sullied White House and give it "one heck of scrubbing." The conviction of I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby gave the White House a scrubbing - but not the one Bush had in mind.Ok, so the president never really did get around to swearing on the Koran, either, so it's not like the President NEEDS to worry about this issue all that much, since, well, as we all know, the Argument From Intelligent Design Divinely Decided That HE was The Divine Decider, so it would be more like The President Swearing Upon Himself To Be All That He Could Be....
The case laid bare the inner workings of a presidency under siege and the secretive world of Vice President Dick Cheney.
It showed the lengths to which Cheney went in early summer 2003 to discredit administration critic Joseph Wilson. The former ambassador's assertions had cast doubt on the administration's justification for having taken the country to war in Iraq. And the Libby case showed the president assisting Cheney in the leaked attacks on Wilson.
Libby, who was Cheney's chief of staff, was found guilty on Tuesday of four of five counts of obstructing justice, lying and perjury during an investigation into the administration's disclosure of the identity of undercover CIA official Valerie Plame, Wilson's wife.
[ cf Libby Verdict Puts Focus on White House (emphasis mine) ]
At which point, we of course are no longer complicated by the current thingusOfPooh, since, well, clearly, as we all know, IF the president does it, it is not actually a Blow Job, because it was a Divine Manifestation of The Divine Will As Divinely Decided!!!!
I mean, doesn't the FruitLoops At Forbes even take the time to watch FauxNews to stay on top of the hip trip of the week freak?