But in his latest venture, Branson's problem is that he simply isn't American enough. His dream of launching Virgin America, a low-fare U.S. airline, has run into a xenophobic buzz saw - a 1926 federal law that bars foreigners from controlling domestic carriers - and a furious onslaught from the airline's would-be competitors.
Based in San Francisco, Virgin America has $177 million in financing, seasoned management, plans to fly coast to coast, and nine Airbus jets, to be equipped with comfy leather seats and personal video screens featuring live satellite TV, movies and games.
[ cf Branson's Virgin America gets grounded ]
Clearly we need a simple and straight forward solution to this silly problem. Enter the Great Solution
The Greater American Co-Prosperity Sphereand we make it clear to one and all that we no longer recognize the United Kingdom as a unique compoente of GOD's DIVINELY WILLED
The Greater American Co-Prosperity Sphereand that it will no longer be viewed as exterior to our White Christian American Way of life.
At which point, those persons whom the Department of Ideological Hygiene's consider as being Ideologically Clean Enough to be fully incorporated into our Great White Christian American Holy Empire will be allowed to enter into
The Greater American Co-Prosperity Sphereas true believers who truly believe!!!!
This way all that this Richard Branson will need to do is establish that he has always been on the Side of TRUTH! Justice, and the American Way!!! Or we will of course have to burn him in the pit of sulphourous fire so as to purify him for his transition into the afterlife, since as a member of
The Greater American Co-Prosperity Spherehe will need to be protected from the evil doing evil doers who would want him to be corrupted in his flesh and sent to the Burning Sulphourous Pits of Gehana!!!!
All Hail Great Leader!!! For he has electrolytes, What Plants Want...