drieuxster (drieuxster) wrote,
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drieuxster

More Reasons to bomb Canada!!! - ( The Barbie Doll Threat )

Today, while taking my waltz through the shopping mall, I noticed that the mock turtle neck, which I had bought on sale, before Xmas at $8, was not on sale for $9!!! A Great Improvement in the After Xmas Sales Stuff if you ask me... But that in itself only barely rises to the reason for Bombing Canada.

What FRIGHTENED ME was the "Poison Ivy" Barbie Doll.... Oh MY GOD!!! a quick net search finds me all of these references to "sold out" and that it is on Back Order...

HELLO AMERICA!!!

PUT DOWN THE DOUBLE BONG WATER LATTE AND THINK THERAPY!!!!

I don't know which part worries me more. The fact that we are Shilling Poison Ivy as a barbie doll, or that It is sold out in so many places....

Clearly IF we do not defeat the Evil Forces of the Gay HomoZeXual Al-Qaeda Cyborg Iranian Flying Saucer Piloting Zombie Pirate Canadianists with their Gay Marriage Only Initiative, then, well, These TERRORFRYING things will keep on Terror and Frying!!!

Stop Them Now While We Still Can!!!!
Tags: bomb_canada, war
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