Lesbians Cause Football Scandal!

I was SHOCKED! Shocked I tell you to hear that there is a sports writer on the news channel talking about a brewing scandal in Texas Football about recruiting New Orleans Football Players, that started even before the flood waters had stooped Rising!

That Is JUST SHOCKING!!!

To think that those Lesbians, the cause of the New Orleans Crisis are behind this growing Scandal in Texas Football!!!

Why Oh My GOD! Has anyone informed FEMA? The

Federal

Entertainment

Marketting Administration

that the curse of the BushBashers has blighted the nobility of Texas Football!!!

Clearly now more than ever all True Patriotically Corrector Than Thou Americans will rise up as one and DEMAND! DEMAND I tell you that the president start bombing Canada NOW!!!