drieuxster (drieuxster) wrote,

Victory Through Ipods!!!!

No Matter what the Evil Demonic Radical Left Wing Extremists over at the MojoWire say about ipods, in their Evil St00piddest Things Ever Said, Part IV the true Holy Crusader Knows The TrooIerTruthieneff[dm] of it all!!!
The Bush administration wants North Korea's attention, so like a scolding parent it's trying to make it tougher for that country's eccentric leader to buy iPods, plasma televisions and Segway electric scooters. The U.S. government's first-ever effort to use trade sanctions to personally aggravate a foreign president expressly targets items believed to be favored by Kim Jong Il or presented by him as gifts to the roughly 600 loyalist families who run the communist government.

Kim, who engineered a secret nuclear weapons program, has other options for obtaining the high-end consumer electronics and other items he wants.

But the list of proposed luxury sanctions, obtained by The Associated Press, aims to make Kim's swanky life harder: No more cognac, Rolex watches, cigarettes, artwork, expensive cars, Harley Davidson motorcycles or even personal watercraft, such as Jet Skis.

[ cf U.S. bans sale of iPods to North Korea ]

Yes, boys and girls, SQUICK!!!!!

The Most Holiest Of Holy Crusades against all Evil Space Alien Space Monsters has turned it up a Notch!!!! No More Ipods For Evil Demonic Forces Of Darkness And Their Dark Underlyings Of EVIL!!!!!! Yes now more than ever that SHOULD teach the evil doers at Apple Corporation that they MUST put back the part of the logo that was bitten out, and has stood as the Symbol Of Global Sinfulness And Apostate Hatred Of Our White Christian America!!!! Yes NOW more than Ever all true Holy Crusaders MUST STOP the Evil Apple Corporations Evil AppleNeff, and it's whiley wanton wicked Ways!!!!!!

All Hail Great Leader!!!! For his Great Taste In Cultural Greatness has Greatly Tasted The Cultural Wars and the Clear And Compelling Need to put the QuayZine back into the Cullinary Arts Of Culture Wars!!!!
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