All of which is not at all surprising given that All Americans Face Certain Impending Death And Destruction because the evil doers have taken over congress and are threatening to destroy our white christian america!!!!
All Hail Great Leader!!! For He alone can save us from Galactus, Chulhu, and all things that going boing-boing in the dark!!!
Update: sorry, forgot to include Campus Crusade For Cthulhu", which I of course blame on the evil liberals, for being Evil and Liberal, and ERS!!!