drieuxster (drieuxster) wrote,
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drieuxster

Sex, Sex, Sex, don't you just get tired of it all!!!!

Ok, so the head of the National Association of Evangelicals just stood down, while someone works out which position the NAE should take on the God Fearing Tax Cuts and Write Offs that Jesus would advocate as a part of a Depletion Allowance for paying Males To Have Sex. Or as the EVIL LIBERAL MEDIA ASSERTS
he leader of the influential National Association of Evangelicals, a vocal opponent of the drive for same-sex marriage, resigned Thursday after being accused of paying for sex with a man.

The Rev. Ted Haggard also stepped aside as head of his 14,000-member New Life Church while a church panel investigates, saying he could "not continue to minister under the cloud created by the accusations."

The investigation came after a 49-year-old man told a Denver radio station that Haggard paid him to have sex.

[ cf Key Evangelical quits amid gay sex claim ]
Notice how those Evil Liberals do not worry about the important issue here!!!

I mean how big a Depletion Allowance Tax Offset WOULD jesus demand in a time like this!!! We are you know, knee deep in the need to transfer the tax liabilities unto the Unborn!!!

Then there is that growing hazy list of which Congressional/White House/Party Apparrachniki were engaged in which levels of Sado-Masochistic violence, that they should have taken to an interrogation chamber where they would have been more safely protected under the ruse of National Security than if they did, as they did, and got caught in public doing those things with persons not easily Identified as Terrorists!!!!

I mean, when we have to put up with the WHINING about how Rep Don Sherwood - who is in a tight race with some democrat - who apparently is some sort of nasty person who does not support the right to buy off one's "mistress" - Big Scare Quotes there, eh??? Yes, the So Called "mistress", I mean what happened to the God Fearing Biblically Innerrant Concept of CONCUBINE!!! Have the bayonet weilding blue belly god hating america bashers so bufffalo'd everyone that no one has the Juevoes to step up to the Plate in this new and improved Ownership Society and MANDATE that we restore the Position of Concubine - and with it the obligatory amortization table that is required as a part of the tax resolution mechanism on such major capital expenditures.

And to be fare and Balanced, some whiney liberal was evil and whining about how Congress was poking us High And Hard - and of course never did take the time to point out that in a proper and civilized society, they would have the gracious curtesy of at least offering a Reach Around!!!

I say I am JUST SHOCKED!!!! SHOCKED I TELL YOU!!!

All Hail Great Leader!!! Who is great because he does not support any of this ikky yukky gross sex stuff.

He proves he's a Dick The Old Fashion way - he Hired One to play as both his friend and VEEP.
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