When the President Releases the "declassified" version, will it still have the tastefully artistic cartooning in it that helps Great Leader Understand
The Dark And Sinister Evil Web Of Iranian Mental Flossor will there be a need to expunge from the report anything that might make the president look any more stoopid than he does.
Gosh, Golly, Gee Whiz - I mean, will it even admit that there are american troops in places like Iraq and Afghanistan???
Oh Stay Tuned!!!