National Patriotic Defense Of The Homeland Daysince it was on this day in 1939 when the Glorious Patriotically Corrector Than Thou German People stood up against the Brutal And Vicious Onslaught by the Jack Booted Iron Fist of Polish Militarism, backed by Iranian Flying Saucers, and defended their Homeland from the Thuggish Onslaught....
But of course for some reason the Evil Liberals, in their Typical Bush Bashing Way, are not willing to Support The holy crusade against Iranianf Flying Saucers because they are all soft on Canadianists....
Personally I plan to be protesting thee Militarist Occupation of the Eastern Provinces of Germany by Poland, the Baltic States, that sliver of the formerly an SSR, and their Iranian Flying Saucer Overlords!!!
Free MemelLand!!! Return it to the Control of the Greater Holy Empire!!!
Anything Less and the Terrorists WIN!!!