In Congress, the French Fries Are BackOh GOD!!!
In an unannounced move, the House cafeteria has removed the terms "freedom fries" and "freedom toast" from its offerings, and has reverted to using the dishes' more common names, "french fries" and "french toast."
Rep. Bob Ney (R-OH), who had implemented the change in 2003 in a fit of hollow but PR-friendly patriotism, refused to comment on the switch. "We don't have a comment for your story," a spokesman for Ney said.
Owing to his notably unpatriotic involvement in the Abramoff scandal, Ney was several months ago forced to step down from his post as chair of the House Administration Committee, which oversees the cafeteria menu, among other things. The change appears to have been made by Rep. Vernon Ehlers (R-MI), although he too declined comment.
[ cf In Congress, the French Fries Are Back ]
How can the Congress of the United State Of America Fall in bed with the God Hating America Bashing FreedomLanders!!! Doesn't Congress KNOW that we are in a time of transferring tax liability unto the Unborn in the Most Holiest Of All Holy Crusades against the Iranian Flying Saucers!!!! And that this Vile And Brutal STABBING of our valiant fighting forces who are at this VERY MOMENT standing shoulder to shoulder with the rest of the Fighting 101st Keyboardists in REJECTING this sort of Radical Leftist Anti-Americanism on the Part of Congress!!!!
Has Congress NO CONCERN for the deep Trauma that this will bring to all of the great war heroes in the Fighting 101st Keyboardists!!!
Clearly NOW All True Americans MUST STAND UP and Be COUNTED!!! And explain to Congress that Never Before in the course of the Holy Crusades have americans been sooooo SHOCKED!!!!
Think of the children!!! Innocent Children who will never again feel safe in their beds knowing that Congress is the Hot Bed of Radical Extremists Pro-Al-Qaeda Gay HomoZexual Zombie Satanic Cyborg Canadianist Pirates brutally crushing the life out of the Great War Heroes of the Fightingg 101st Keyboardists merely because Congress has gone SOFT on those God Hating America Bashing FreedomLanders!!!
Think of the children!!!
The Innocent Children!!!