February 17th, 2010

yellow_elephant

Caribou-Barbie Retard-o-rama!

Why with just a little bit of steam, in just seven days, I can make you a man....

Oh, sorry, wrong musical queue...

We are just so looking forward to the full on MSM freakfestival as the radical left and radical right wing mediaPutz opt in on the Caribou-Barbie Retard-o-rama as she attacks herself for the recent debacle of her acting like a Radical Left Wing PC-ThogPolice Drama Queen getting all whiney because some evil liberal media cartoonist was picking on retards with children who have down sydrome! Why with a little luck we can end the fabtabulous week of Caribou-Barbie Retard-o-rama as she invites herself onto her Fox News Show to talk about why it is that single mothers of unmarried girls who got pregnant by gay boys were such welfare queens that they were living on government handouts as the governator of the Socialist Red Marxianist Republik of AlaskaStania, and is it true that Downs Syndrome is GOD's Judgement on Radical left wing femiNazi's who emasculate their husbands!

So ok, ok, ok, We Get it! Caribou-Barbie is the horror of bad kabuki theatre done badly! She does a lovely job of showing up the totally decadent moral relativism of the totally failed TeaBagger Kult of massed wing nuttery.

Can we now move along and start a rational discussion about what sorts of real world positions should the republican party be addressing, as they work on being an actual political party engaged in the actual process of selecting the best available people to run the government.
yellow_elephant

The warWinningWays of the Olympics.

Hum. How many folks believe that we should leave judging at the Olympics up to mere civilians and allow them to encourage terrorists to attack the world trade center again?

It can therefore ONLY be that the whole process IS about the Military Victory of our Glorious Military Victorious Forces over the evils of the mere civilian liberals at the Olympics.

Which does lead us to the minor technical problem. Since there are americans who are competing on non-american teams, isn't that like working in a military of like another country, and thus that one has not only given up one's citizenship, but that one should be shipped off to GitMo so that we are protected from them and the threat that mere civilian courts would deal with them as if they were merely still civilians in an american kinda way, rather than the sort of proto-iraqi flying saucer pilot type cyborgs!!!

Do AMERICANS want to be threatedned by Iraqi Flying Saucer Cyborgs? HUM????

Clearly not, therefore we either support TOTAL MILITARY VICTORY OVER THE OLYMPICS or the terrorists will kill the kitten!