July 14th, 2009

yellow_elephant

Ensign Sanford does YWAM

Wow,
According to the Washington Post the house is owned by Youth With a Mission D.C. Youth With a Mission is one of the most extensive Christian fundamentalist para-church organizations on Earth, and YWAM founder leader Loren Cunningham has publicly outlined a vision for Christian world-control.
[ cf Ensign's 'C Street House' Owned By Group Touting Plans For Christian World Control ]
Well, there you go...

Nothing to worry about.

You see, once we have put all under the leadership of the correct apostolic orders, then there will be no problems, because of course the apostolic order will be upon the seven mountains... just like in the book of revelation, where the uh, whore of babylon.... Oh sorry that is when the apostolic order is victimized by the papist spawns of unbelief... under the new apostolic order, all will be apostolic!

Don't you feel better, knowing that the correct kliques are in place to protect you from the apostasy of liberalism...
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Armed And Drunk?

Arizonans with concealed weapons permits will be able to take a handgun into bars and restaurants that serve alcohol.

That’s under a bill signed into law by Gov. Jan Brewer on Monday.

It would require bar and restaurant owners who want to ban weapons to post a sign next to their liquor license. Drinking while carrying a weapon would be illegal.

[ cited from Welcome Back to the Wild, Wild West ]
Well finally someone who understands the importance of public safety, and the need to be able to return fire on Purple Elephants!
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Evil Liberals Persecuting Rush!

Read the whole thing. He's starting to babble like Sarah Palin. Talk about thin- skinned.

The GOP must think that they are in serious danger of losing the white male, conservative blowhard vote or they wouldn't pay fealty to someone whose every word is designed to ensure that they are the only ones voting for Republicans. They obviously don't want the Hispanic vote.

[ cf Gasbag Denuncia ]
Well, there you see how Liberals Attack Science by failing to support the Natural Order as God Intended it to be.

And once you abandon science, and the true survival of the fitest, then all that remains is apostasy and horror! The Horror! The Horror!
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The Great MJ Konspirakii List

The Great Michael Jackson Conspiracy List
I feel compelled to mention it, but, well, I feel, IKKY that I not only know of it, but want to get all dressed up in drag like HanoiAnnieCoulter and show the clear and compelling evidence that the IranqiStanian Flying Saucers killed MJ because the Obamanation stabbed our Holy Warriors in the back and made the True War President BLINK!

But I feel oddly constrained by some sinister plot of the evil liberal media....
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Let The Free Market Decide

Republican Senators Blast Proposed US Consumer Agency
Only the Free Market can decide how much graft, corruption, and crime is allowed in the market place.

Clearly a consumer protection agency for financial products would be like mandating that corporations are not allowed to sell poisons as patent medicines!!! and we know that is the start of NationalSocialistMarxianistJackBootedIronFistsOfKupKakeDoom!

And then the Gay Thingies do stuff.
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Why we MUST have our War President

Right now all our faith has poured out of the old institutions, and there's nowhere left to put it. We need new institutions to believe in, and fast. Doesn't matter what they're made of. Knit them out of string, wool, anything. Quickly, quickly. Before we start worshipping insects.
[ cf The very fabric of society is breaking down around us. What the hell is there left to believe in? ]
Clearly someone needs to understand the argument from divine comedy and accept the Divinity of Dubya, so that they will be saved from the shocking revelation
Google's sewn together by orphans in sweatshops
and we can only be saved by the true belief in the War President and the majikal powers act!
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yes, you knew it was coming

Soldier balks at deploying; says Obama isn’t president: Says he shouldn’t have to go to Afghanistan because Obama is not a U.S. citizen
Now to see where folks start falling out on this one.

If the court rules against the young man, in, of all things, a Federal Court? One has to wonder what will come of the debate? Does the guy have standing? If they opt out, will it get to the Supreme's? And if they opt to back Obamanation....

And if the guy loses, will that prove that he was a liberal engaged in LawFare?
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Let The Market Decide the levels of Graft, Corruption and IkkyStuff

For Wall Street tycoons and corporate insiders it would be a dream come true: A hole in insider-trading laws allowing investors to profit from their access to sensitive information before the rest of the world is aware of it — like knowing the winning lottery numbers an hour before the drawing. But on Capitol Hill that dream is currently the reality.

While federal laws aim to restrict insider trading in the corporate world, neither securities law nor ethics rules prevent congressional lawmakers and their staffs from benefiting financially from the non-public information they gather from their daily routines on the Hill. That loophole, studies reveal, has allowed lawmakers to reap significantly higher Wall Street returns than other investors.

[ cf Insider Trading Bill Looks to Hold Congress to Corporate Standard: Loophole Allows Members and Staff to Trade on Non-Public Information ]
That legislation has been in the pipes for over three years now, so there is clearly no good reasons to rush ahead on it, until after the Markets have decided how much graft, corruption, and IkkyStuff the market can bear.

Are you keeping American Graft And Corruption at the deregulated free market level? Or are YOU crushing the hopes of innocent children!!!