June 19th, 2009

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Is your Ideological Deviationalism Pornographic?

Hey kids, which narative is this?
China's Internet watchdog on Friday ordered Google (GOOG.O) to stop overseas websites with "pornographic and vulgar" content from being accessed through its Chinese-language search engine.

The China Internet Illegal Information Reporting Centre had told Google to "make immediate changes" and clean up the content available through its search engine (www.google.cn), the official Xinhua news agency reported.

The targetting of Google illustrates the difficulties faced by foreign Internet firms doing business in the world's largest online market while avoiding charges of censorship.

[ cf UPDATE 1-China orders Google China to block access to porn ]
But of course Jeffersonianism is the precursor state to the HORRORS of addictive-behavior known as PornographySyndrome.

And as we have seen, when the Internet Perverted otherwise innocent people in Iran, they become victims of the addictive-behavior cycle of PornographySyndrome that clearly causes the current Nepalese Maoist Revisionist Deviationalism of self loathing...

Remember, facts are merely a facet of the reality in a post factual society.
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On Fat Facts

I stumbled across an interesting construct last night, what I call 'fat facts' or more politically correct, 'wide facts'. In the failed pre-911 kultur, facts were merely factual. Now they come in a newer, wider model, one that more accurately represents advanced systems, where there is garbage collection implemented. Thus as a minimum - facts will carry either a 'best buy date', or a reference count of the number of entities that still believe that the given fact is still factual.

Lakoff of course takes the interesting discussion of narratives - and it is interesting as an approach - since it would argue that the structure of a 'wide fact' would have at least a pointer to a list of narratives that offer the proper decryption mechanism.

All of which should help us past the failed days in which facts were merely factual.

There is truly a bright new day, IF we can only find our way past the horrors of the failed pre-911 kultur of mere neo-liberalism.

Getting our brain around the idea of 'factuals' as a new class, and a way that is clearly closer to how we really IMPLEMENT our dealing with mere data stuff, is, well.... an ugly part of the process. If we are lucky it may even offer us a way to get to the appropriate level of combat epistemology, and from there the happier hopeful place where the correct meme's win...
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CNN/Money continues to stab troops in the back!

Jobless rate rises in nearly all states
Forty-eight states and the District of Columbia post unemployment rates rise in May, while only one state - Nebraska - registers a decrease.


Need we say anything more? Clearly the Great Military Victories over the evil liberals of Wall Street means that the Economy is every Gloriously Victorious!!!

Also there was the gooder news yesterday that the unemployment welfare dole sucking parasites were fewer than previously expected, since the Great Victories Are GRRRREAT!

Clearly the Department of Moral Purity In The Media MUST arrest these defeatist rumourmongers who are clearly attacking america with their PornographicUnAmericanism that clearly causes the addictive-behavior of Defeatism!!!

{ or were we suppose to take this scary tale of CNN/Money attacking it's own reporting as more proof that the nation is more or less AtWar, and hence that the economic recovery that war always offers is more or less activated.... }
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CNN continues to stab troops in the back

Wingnuts unhappy because CNN calls Shawna Forde's killer Minuteman gang 'extremists'.

How shocking. How can there be domestic terrorism? We have a most excellent of all excellents!!! and the WarPresident, with his zel miller lazer death ray eyes, has been defeating iranqistanian flying saucers, since clearly none have attacked the world trade center since 9/11, and thus proving that the WarPresident is keeping america safe, thus proving there can be no domestic terrorism.
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RINO Rave Dancers stabbing Troops In The Back!

With the party's brand in the dumps, a group of high-profile GOPers (including Rudy Giuliani, Steve Forbes and Colin Powell) have decided to rebrand themselves as motivational speakers under the 'Get Motivated!'. You can attend for a mere $4.95 or bring you whole office for a mere $19!
[ citing Tough Times ... ]
SHOCK! SHOCK! HORROR!! HORROR!!!

Clearly these defeatist cut and runner capitulationist appeasers are not willing to embrace the total mission accomplished glorious victorious surgetasticalisms that come from defeating the Defeatist Elements!!!!

It's as if they want to be the Evil Iranian Guards being UnAmerican and opposing the victime hoode of True PsuedoCons!!!

THANK God!!! We have RoboBushCheneyParis!!!
They Shiney!!!
and fashionably fashionable!!!

and they not mere RINO Rave Dancers spreading defeatist rumours!!!
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Wolfowitz Wins in Iran!

The Washington Post op-ed page has become the main forum of neocon opposition to President Obama's approach toward Iran. Today it features two pieces. The first is by Paul Wolfowitz, the other by Charles Krauthammer.
[ cf Is Obama Selling Out the Iranian Revolution? ]
WOW!

The guy who single handedly, well after of course the divine miss W, won the WhateverOnWhomever in IranqIstania.... is now totally winning In Iran!!! To free the GOP from the repression of the UppityOnes.

What if there were a way to help folks learn how to work in the real world they lived in, rather than winding up living in the Horrid Delusions of Obamanation, and the addictive-behavior that is caused by being stuck in some failed pre-911 kultur....

Folks have got to respect how wolfowitz has soldiered on mightly, even AFTER he got bounced from the world bank for trying to hustle a gig for his woman... I mean everyone understands that narrative. Boy Meets Girl, Boy helps girl pimp it in the World Bank....
You must remember this,
A kiss is just a kiss,
A sigh is just a sigh,
the fundamental things apply,
with disaster kapitalism on the rise!
And now...

WOW. We must tip our hat to the Most Glorious of Military Victories for Wolfowitz!!!

{ subtext: clearly the wiki is WRONG about As Time Goes By since it does not list the glorious military victory of disaster capitalism as the true root of the song!!!}
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The Total Victory Of Better Meme's

I've been skimming some comment sections around the wingnutosphere on the health care debate and I'm noticing a lot of talk about how illegal aliens are causing the health care crisis and the best way to fix it is to deport them all. Is this just some kind of conventional wisdom or is it a talk radio campaign?
[ cf Big Fix ]
What if the Nativist narrative were a peculiarly american cultural myth?

Since, well, realistically, even the native americans got here from over the land bridge, and by boat, from siberia.... So having a Native Kultur, is uh, well, not grounded in genetics.

What makes it work is that we get to marry it to the Heroic narrative, since, some are inside the Alamo, or Fort, and it is the duty of all true citizens to be the cavalry that saves the settlers... { would this be a bad time to mention the Edward Fox Bit in A Bridge Too Far about XXX Corp riding to the rescue of the Airborne at Arnhem - both for the basic power of that meme, as well, as, it's abuse? Or would that be rather pedantic here? }

What is tragic is that folks are willing to buy into the whole "illegal space aliens" and how those ISA are sucking out the brains of innocent americans being duped by the Uppity One....

Or should we be address the core problem of identifying the various naratives, and showing that they are part of an ongoing story.
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BlipVerting the new combat epistemology

Fox caught with its pants down on ABC attacks.

The interesting MemeWarfareComponent is that we are now seeing news on news being covered by simply running the 'what they say now, what they said then'.

That is a great way of showing that there are problems in the actual semantic tokenizations.

But does it actually address the underlying narrative issues? Yes, Fox was the puppy of the white house under Dubya, but is that really the story? Isn't the real story here that the GOP hated the Fairness Doctrine, because it worked against them. And now has to support their own freemarket story, while at the same time, trying not to attack their own freemarket story, since, well that would mean that folks like FoxNews would have to allegedly live under the same sort of Godless Persecution by my free market fundamentals as all of the other clown show stations out there....

So there are clearly more than one set of stories in play here....

Which are the wider factuals?
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Can americans allow Peru to Fall To NepaleseMaoists?

Images reveal full horror of 'Amazon's Tiananmen'
Peru accused of cover-up after indigenous protest ends in death at Devil's Bend
.

For those following along, Currently Bolivia has about 50% of the Lithium production, and is not Peru, cf If Bolivia Is The Saudi Arabia Of Lithium, Then What's Chile?* (SQM). So we really have to wonder why it is that the Independent is even following this issue in Peru?

More importantly, why isn't the Independent covering the Horror off IranUSA, and the brutal repression of GOP like persons.

For folks who may not know, Lithium is the stuff used to make lithium batteries, for cars and laptops, and all things nice. So if the fight were in Bolivia, yes, it would be the other IranqiStania, since it really does have a strategic raw material....

But what if the meme is really merely about the problem of domestic political concerns about appropriate representation of the undeserving. You know, folks who are unwilling to put up the money to buy the government of their choice.
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MemeWarfare Goes Post Surreal

Barack Obama: Unitary Executive Theorist

Hum.... why is it that redstate is trying to sell the idea that the Obamanation is a unitary Executive Theorist? Could it be that since the RINO Rave Dancers failed to deliver on the totally awesome All Republican All The Time Everywhere ambition, with winning in IranqiStania, the mythology of 'unitary executive principle' is no longer the expected Extra Judicial Powers that they were suppose to be.

Ah yes.... makes one wonder if we should beleive this newer version of what we were all suppose to believe, back when the question of the day was
Would You Give Hitlary This Power?
and all knew that there was no chance for the dems to ever darken the white house.

So amongst the real questions is whether the gambit at red state has any real intention of dealing with which majikal powers are afforded the Supreme Executive, based upon watery bints lobbing scimitars, or is this an effort to construct the persecution meme about the firing of the IGs in the TARP space....

Hum.... makes one wonder, which meme war is which.
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Why does Ron Paul hate the guacamole?

Mr. Speaker, I rise in strong opposition to this conference report on the War Supplemental Appropriations. I wonder what happened to all of my colleagues who said they were opposed to the ongoing wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. I wonder what happened to my colleagues who voted with me as I opposed every war supplemental request under the previous administration. It seems, with very few exceptions, they have changed their position on the war now that the White House has changed hands. I find this troubling. As I have said while opposing previous war funding requests, a vote to fund the war is a vote in favor of the war. Congress exercises its constitutional prerogatives through the power of the purse.
[ cf Ron Paul on the War Funding Bill ]
All rise for a rousing chorus of
Meet the new boss,
Same as the old boss...

( cf Won't get fooled again )
No, seriously.

This time we mean it.

That's why the TeaBaggers are still defeating the HORRORS of the unitary executive theory of the Evil Obamanation....

What position SHOULD americans have about their policies on Politics?
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Another Militarily Glorious Victory of NumberStuff

World hunger 'hits one billion'
One billion people throughout the world suffer from hunger, a figure which has increased by 100 million because of the global financial crisis, says the UN.


See the numbers are numerical!!!!

The problem with liberals is that they are not willing to admit
Number Theory
IS JUST A THEORY
and what if we wind up with problems as to how to feed these folks, especially if they are unwilling to both produce Fossil Fuels, as well as Purchase american debt instruments....

What if the problem is a bit more bigger than the need for one more Band-Aid Album?
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IranqIstania Insults America

The row was sparked by Ayatollah Khamenei saying the UK was the "most evil" of Western governments.
[ cf Protest at Iran's 'evil UK' claim ]
Well, there you have it!!!

The Unbridled Hatred of our White Christian America, that allows the IranqIstanians to give top nod to the UK as the Number One Pole Position For EVIL!!!

Can there be any doubts that we must Liberate VenezuelaColumbiaBolivia from the horrors of Hugo Saddam Hussein Chavez, so that all fossil fuels, and their Lithium fellow travellors, have the freedom to come to the global economy of the United States of America, unmolested by SomaliMexiKanadianistZombiePirates!

Are YOU doing YOUR Part?

{ or are we suppose to buy into the obvious liberal media propoganda that somehow simply because the civilian president is an IslamoCryptoZionist, that this disenfranchises the WarPresident in a time of tax liability transfer? }
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But is obstruction of Justice Really a Gooder Reason to impeach a judge?

The House of Representatives voted unanimously to impeach U.S. District Judge Samuel B. Kent, who has refused to step down from the bench after pleading guilty to obstructing an investigation into charges he sexually assaulted two female employees.

The impeachment case now goes to the Senate, which will hold a trial to determine whether he should be removed from the bench. Federal judges are appointed for life and can only be removed by Congress.

Representative John Conyers, a Michigan Democrat who heads the House Judiciary Committee, called Kent’s actions “shocking and shameful” and urged fellow lawmakers to vote for impeachment.

Kent began serving a 33-month prison sentence this week after pleading guilty in February to obstructing a judicial panel, allowing him to avoid a jury trial on sexual assault charges. By refusing to resign, Kent, 59, continues to collect his annual $174,000 judge’s salary.

[ cf U.S. House Impeaches Judge Kent; Senate to Hold Trial (Update1) ]
I mean, it is not like he is gay or anything?

Clearly now more americans know what it is like to live under the brutal tyranny of TheUppityOne.
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Obamanation Crushes Hope In New York

New York Gov. David Paterson will order the state Senate to meet in a special session Wednesday if battling senators fail to resolve a two-week power struggle, a state official said Friday.

Paterson would compel senators to convene if they don't settle the leadership question by the end of Monday, the regular session's last day. The official spoke on the condition of anonymity because the governor hasn't yet announced his plan.

Senators would have to attend, but Paterson can't make them vote.

[ cf AP source: NY governor will force Senate session ]
Well, now americans will know what it is like to live under the horrid dictatorship of those who are not willing to follow God's Divine Law about who gets apportioned which senate seats, as the bible so clearly defines.

Thank GOD we have RoboBushCheneyParis!
They Shiney
and fashionably fashionable...

and not bogged down by those horrible civilian thingies...
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Stop Reality Before the Comedians Start Laughing at people

“A federal judge yesterday sharply questioned an assertion by the Obama administration that former Vice President Richard B. Cheney’s statements to a special prosecutor about the Valerie Plame case must be kept secret, partly so they do not become fodder for Cheney’s political enemies or late-night commentary on The Daily Show,” R. Jeffrey Smith reports for The Washington Post.

The AP reports, “Justice Department lawyers told the judge that future presidents and vice presidents may not cooperate with criminal investigations if they know what they say could become available to their political opponents and late-night comics who would ridicule them.”

[ cf Judge rejects argument Cheney needs to be shielded from Daily Show ]
WOW....

What Radical Judicial Activism is that to NOT want to protect DearOldDick from public ridicule for being a national dork who forgets which shape the government really is. { for you not sure it is an oblong with a Guacamole Sauce on the side... }
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Is Ron Paul An IslamoCryptoZionist Puppet of the ACLU?

Steve Bierfeldt, the man at the center of the controversy, recorded his confrontation with the airport security agents on his phone. The audio caused waves of indignation across the Internet, as he was seemingly harassed merely for carrying cash and Ron Paul campaign material.

In it, he is clearly wary of the security agents and takes steps to ensure he says nothing to incriminate himself under questioning by the agents. He told journalists later that he was also fearful of the agents because of the so-called “Missouri memo” that, while retracted, branded Ron Paul supporters as potential “militia.”

[ cf ACLU, Ron Paul’s Campaign for Liberty sue TSA over ‘illegal’ detention ]
SHOCK! SHOCK! HORRROR! HORROR!!!

Radical left wing dope smoking hippie anti-war freaks in bed with ACLU Terrorista and their Gay HomoZeXual Marriage Agendanista???

In Related news we have the EcoTerrorism:
After months of activism and lobbying by Congressman Ron Paul’s supporters, House Resolution 1207, the Federal Reserve Transparency Act, will move out of committee to be debated by the full House of Representatives.

In a show of cross-party unity, Ohio Democratic Congressman Dennis Kucinich became the bill’s 218th co-sponsor, pushing it over the threshold for debate in Congress.

[ cf US House to debate Ron Paul’s ‘Audit the Fed’ bill ]
Golly Gosh, and in a time of transferring the tax liabilities unto the unborn baby UBU to boot....

Don't folks understand that only the Free Market Knows....
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they have a word for it...

When the number of bank failures keeps increasing and the unemployment rate fails to fall, and people slide off the unemployment rolls, but not back into work...

What ever was that patriotically corrector than thou term for this...