June 6th, 2009

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OurLaw HeteroSeXualist! For Reasons Of National Security!

Hello you PinkoCommieRatBastards. Once again we hear, what? Oh That's RIGHT - KNOWN HETEROSEXUALS UNMASKED AS COMMUNIST PUPPETS in Spy Ring For the AntiChrist!!!

( cf State Dept. Retiree Accused of Spying
Official, Wife Passed Secrets to Cuba For Decades, Federal Prosecutors Say
)

HELLO! HELLO!!!!

Are we NOT in a time of transfering the tax liabilities onto the Unborn Baby UBU!!!!

Can there be any doubt that as long as Hetro's Are Allowed To Darken OUR American way of Life we risk grave National Security Threats!

Unless we OUTLAW HETEROSEXUALITY NOW!!!! They will demand special privilages and breed Like RATS!!!!

THINK OF THE INNOCENT CHILDREN!!!! THE INNOCENT UNBORN CHILDREN!!!! CLEARLY BY STOOPING THE EVIL HETEROSEXUALS WE WILL MAKE MOREAND MORE INNOCENT UNBORN CHILDRN!!!
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making the DOD a Profit Center

Well someone has to say it. Clearly what we need to do is stop all of this shilly shalying of the Socialist and their Red Communist Regime in Washington, and show that the Virtues of the Free Market System are systematic, and therefore that the Whole Department Of Defense can finally be run as a Profit Center as the central banner of the Most Glorious Of Military Victories Of All The Mission Accomplished Dances!!!!

Clearly since the Free Market won the cold war, it is clearly time to live out Rumsfeld's 09/10/2001 dicta of ending the dark winter of Red Propoganda and Red Five Year Plans that had CRUSHED the freedome loving profit motive that would make the Department of Defense the Very Bastion Of Free Marketeering as it shined the victorious beacon of the profit margin upon the world!!!!

I mean, we would NOT want to allow the Department Of Defense to retreat into the failed pre-911 Kultur where it was merely one more COST CENTER of Socialist Dogeral!!!

Think of all of the Most Glorious Patriotically American Profits that will Profitabbly Be Freed if ONLY we stop molly coddling the welfare queens in the DOD and make it a Profit Center For Freedome!
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How to code a Security Rating System

Well boys an NoPerkin, here is the Hate America Propoganda:
"We hired a specialist firm that used a methodology called maximum entropy to generate this equation," says Frank Raiter, who until 2005 was in charge of rating mortgages at Standard and Poors. "It looked like a lot of Greek letters."
...
Managing director Tom Warrack was in the room when Standard and Poor's gave those mortgage-backed securities AAA ratings. He stands by that decision.

"I wouldn't say anything was missed," he says. "Never before in the history of the country, dating back to the Great Depression, have we had the type of nationwide market value declines, declines in home prices, and the associated default levels."

Warrack says that his agency required riskier loans to have more protections built in to receive the highest grade. He says the agency knew plenty about the mortgages inside those bonds. "We had lots of data," he says. "We had years' worth of data as to how borrowers perform over time."

[ cf This American Life on the Rating Agencies ]
and now, as we promised, Real Security Rating Code:
#!/usr/bin/perl
use myth;
use hyperbole;

exit run() if not caller;

sub run {
my ($sigma, $pi, $rho, @other_greek_letters);
print "AAA\n";
return 0;
}
Yes, YOU TOO can make the big bucks in High Finance!

Remember, if you are NOT supporting Our Most Glorious Military Victories against The Economy, then you are stabbing our Most Holy Warriors, who are, at this very moment, making the DOD a Profit Center!, in the back!

{ should it worry me that one might misconstrue that as getting profit centers in the DOD by, well, the back door, and doesn't that make it sound like the FreeMarketeers are merely the back door lovers of the DOD??? I wonder what God's True Marvellous Message Is There...}
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Proof Reagan Was a Commie Dupe

Jeb Bush, GOP: Time to leave Reagan behind.

Well, how else can one accept that Jeb Bush is advocating Stabbing The Reaganite Legacy In The Back?

I mean, do folks really want to believe:
Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush said Saturday that it's time for the Republican Party to give up its "nostalgia" for the heyday of the Reagan era and look forward, even if it means stealing the winning strategy deployed by Democrats in the 2008 election.

"You can't beat something with nothing, and the other side has something. I don't like it, but they have it, and we have to be respectful and mindful of that," Mr. Bush said.

The former president's brother, often mentioned as a potential candidate in 2012, said President Obama's message of hope and change during the 2008 campaign clearly resonated with Americans.

"So our ideas need to be forward looking and relevant. I felt like there was a lot of nostalgia and the good old days in the [Republican] messaging. I mean, it's great, but it doesn't draw people toward your cause," Mr. Bush said.

( op cit )
can mean anything BUT stabbing our Holy Warriors in the back!!!!

Hum. Clearly Jeb must think folks was not tooo smart to go to IranqIstania if he is so openly attacking his brother's administration and all of the True Believers all the way back to the Reagan ERA! And NOW wants to retreat back to the failed dark days of pre-911 when Ideas were actual, and not chimerica critters!!!

Oh THE HORROR!!!
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Why Does Simon Singh Hate The Guacamole

I was shocked to learn that some guy named Simon Singh was libellously opposing Freedome in The libellous Simon Singh article on chiropractors since IF we start mandating Science, then it is all out warfare against True Faith!!! And the Most Truest Of All True Faith that will bring about the complete restructuring of the DOD as God's One True And ONLY Profit Center For Freedome!!!

Do we want this sort of Attack On The Freedom Of The Free Makret?????

Do We WANT to allow these GODLESS Unbelievers Attacking Our Profit Center Of GOD!
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Support Making The DOD a Profit Center, and Stop Liberals

Maybe if we start calling all this war spending "entitlements," we could get someone to pay attention to this:
KBR, Halliburton and the private security firm Blackwater have come to
symbolize the excesses of outsourcing warfare. So you'd think that with a new sheriff like Barack Obama in town, such practices would be on the "Things Not to Do" list. Not so.

According to new Pentagon statistics, in the second quarter of this year, there has been a 23% increase in the number of private security contractors working for the Pentagon in Iraq and a 29% hike in Afghanistan. In fact, outside contractors now make up approximately half of our forces fighting in the two countries. "This means," according to Jeremy Scahill, author of the book, Blackwater: The Rise of the World's Most Powerful Mercenary Army, "there are a whopping 242,647 contractors working on these two U.S. wars."
[ cf Privatizing Death (emphasis in original) ]
Wrong Approach!!!!

It is about Freeeing The Freedom Of The Faith Based Profit Center For The DOD!!!!

Update: in the comments someone was pointing out that the profit margin for contractors is the state's ability to tax. Not that "for profit" military operations would be able to make a profit on their own... I mean, what more obvious an attack on faith based economics!