May 6th, 2009

yellow_elephant

Elvis Pegs Irony Meter!

Oh Yes Boys and NonPerkin, the KulturKampf is getting CRAZEY:
LOS ANGELES, California -- Miss California USA Carrie Prejean "breached her contract" by keeping semi-nude photos a secret and could be stripped of her beauty queen title, according to a state pageant spokesman.

Miss California USA Carrie Prejean may lose her crown because of some semi-nude photos she appeared in.

Prejean said the photos -- taken when she was 17 and aspiring to be a Victoria's Secret model -- were being used in a "vicious and mean-spirited" effort to silence her for "defending traditional marriage."
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"They are going over the legalities and clearly she breached her contract," Neal said. "When you compete for Miss California, you're supposed to disclose whether you posed for nude or semi-nude photos because it's grounds for disqualification.

[ cf Topless photo could cost Prejean pageant crown ]
Hey Kids, why don't she hire John Yoo and His Boy Toy Bybee, and they can write some Titty Torture Memoes, and like everyone will understand that it is all about protecting us, Jack Bauer Style, from UnBelieves....

Yeah, and she can publish the true inside story about how she was in a Love Triangle With Elvis and E.T. who both want to fone home...

So Yes Boys and NonPerkin, when it comes to defending tradtional marriage, the MOST IMPORTANT THING is the Permante Capitale Gains Tax Cuts so that persons can be fully depreciated within the marriage.


ANYTHING LESS AND THE TERRORISTS WIN!!!
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Maine Falls To Communist Armed Aggression

how else can anyone explain
Maine's governor signed a freshly passed bill Wednesday approving gay marriage, making it the fifth state to approve the practice and moving New England closer to allowing it throughout the region.
[ cf Maine becomes 5th state to allow same-sex marriage ]
What other explanation can there be????

Clearly in a Time of Transferring the tax liabilities unto the unborn baby UBU! The only explanation for Stabbing Our Holy Warriors in the Back is Communist Armed Aggression!

And besides, Maine has the HORROR of being surrounded on all sides by MexiCanukIstan and their MexiCanuKistaist Fellow Travellor States.

Now MORE than ever send used tea bags to the vice president showing that you do not support Communist Armed Aggression for MexiCanukIstan!!!

Or the WHOLE NATION will suffer under the Horrors of Capitale Gains Taxes!
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Evil Liberal Media Persecutes Jack Bauer Because They Hate The Guacamole!

Oh sure, read what they say
New York City police were investigating Wednesday claims by a fashion designer who says actor Kiefer Sutherland head-butted him at a SoHo nightclub. Jack McCollough, of the Proenza Schouler fashion house, reported the incident happened around 2 a.m. Tuesday and says he was cut on his face.
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Sutherland was released from a Glendale, Calif., jail last year after serving 48 days on a drunken driving charge. He had pleaded no contest to driving with a blood-alcohol level above the legal limit of 0.08 percent. He was sentenced to 30 days, as well as 18 days for violating probation in a 2004 drunken driving arrest.

[ cf Police say designer claims actor head-butted him ]
Filter out the Fluff, and decrypt The Secret Liberal Code Words, and what do you get:
Kill Jack Bauer!
Because The Liberal Media Hates Guacamole!
Is anyone surprised that the whole of the Main Stream Media is a Hot Bed Of GODLESS LIBERALISM!!!

Now more then ever send certified pre-owned Tea bags to the heads of all of the network news say that you understand how their GodLessHateAmerica campaign works... and you are not going to take it any more!!!
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NationalSocialistMarxianistCommunistPhasisctMobiling!!

The number of U.S. homes valued at more than $729,750, the jumbo-loan limit in the most affluent areas, entering the foreclosure process jumped 127 percent during the first 10 weeks of this year from the same period of 2008, data compiled by RealtyTrac Inc. of Irvine, California, show. The rate rose 72 percent for homes valued at less than $417,000 and 78 percent for all homes
[ cf Foreclosures: More movin' on up! ]
Well... who can doubt that Obamanation having shipped all of the White Christian Americans into the Death Camps, have inevitably caused economic dislocation....

How Else Could this happen?

Clearly Now MORE than ever send used TeaBags to everyone everywhere before all of this gets worse!
yellow_elephant

Should Presidents be allowed to disclose means and methods

Wow kids, the new freak show is that the evil obama was revealing means and methods by unleashing the torture memos....

WOW....

Can any of you Say "get a pardon for Scooter Libbey Quickly, at whole sale Factory Direct To You Pricing".

Show of Hands, how many folks really believe that John Yoo or his BoyFriend ByBee were ever near or about anything that was actual means and methods??? so that the disclosure of same would in any way be a risk to national security.....

Or is this more of the same silly game of change the tune, and hope no one notices....
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Cost Cutting Issues...

Oh dear, things are too freaky.
COLLEGE PARK, Ga. -- A group of college students said they are
lucky to be alive and they’re thanking the quick-thinking of one of their own. Police said a fellow student shot and killed one of two masked me who burst into an apartment.
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“Apparently, his intent was to rape and murder us all,” said student Charles Bailey.
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Bailey said the gunmen started counting bullets. “The other guy asked how many (bullets) he had. He said he had enough,” said Bailey.

That’s when one student grabbed a gun out of a backpack and shot at the invader who was watching the men. The gunman ran out of the apartment.

[ cf College Student Shoots, Kills Home Invader ]
it appears one of the purps failed to survive - and may have been the body found outside of the apartment.

What is it going to take to bring the Troops Back CONUS to defeat the home grown terrorists we have here?
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Obama Comes Out In Favor Of Burning Christians At The Stake!

The Obama administration says it will issue a proclamation marking the National Day of Prayer on Thursday (May 7), but appears to be moving away from the White House ceremonies hosted by former President George W. Bush.

"President Obama is a committed Christian and believes that we should be engaging Americans of faith in efforts to renew our country," a White House official said.

"He is following the tradition of Presidents Reagan, George H.W. Bush and others by signing a proclamation honoring the National Day of Prayer, while continuing to work with communities of faith to improve our country."

[ cf Obama plans National Day of Prayer proclamation, not event ]
Well, there goes the Godless Liberal Media jumbling together all of his Communist Fellow Travellor Radical Left Wingers with Obama!!!

Can you see the Way the Media sends out those Secret Coded Messages that share with the Atheists that the 7th is the Day for a Progrom Against White Christian America Zionists, by the sort of Liberal Puppets who are in Bed with AIPAC and other bolshivik front organizations!!!!

Clearly if Obama was a christian then christians would have elected him president. But they clearly did not, since they were not willing to stab our troops in the back, because Christians Support Holy Crusaders! Thus Obama is not a christian.

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