May 2nd, 2009

yellow_elephant

But The EVIL Liberals MADE us do it...

Oh boy, I so HATE the Whiney Sillies:
On 28 Apr 2009, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart interviewed Cliff May, who defended the US government's treatment of detainees from "The War on Terror" (sic).
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Mr May has been described by others as defending or favouring torture, but here he said that he is against it, and that those who authorised it were against it, and drew lines that could not be crossed: no physical harm, only known high-value detainees, only if all else had been tried, only if they had information that could save lives. Less creditably, he also tried to suggest Mr Stewart said that one night's sleep deprivation was torture and forbidden, and that locking people in a cell was torture and forbidden.

Mr Stewart said that the treatment of detainees should not depend on who they are. This was the rule that the US had set, and followed for 200 years. If that created a risk in that some terror attacks might succeed, then that was a price for being a democracy. The treatment of detainees was not important so much for the detainees (who might be bad people) but for American citizens, that they would be able to hold their heads up high.

[ cf The Daily Show: Cliff May Interview ]
First off allow me to note the traditional american response:
LIAR! LIAR!
Pants On Fire!
It is sooooo comical to hear the talk, now, about how they have always been against torture... and were always drawing lines.

This is why they went up to SERE School to see what was being done to AMERICANS as a part of prepping them to deal with the HORRORS of organizations that did not support the Rule of Law, and in particular the Laws Of Land Warfare.

Now remind me here how it is that playing ChiComGookSlopeHeadDinkMexiCanukianist is what we want our Interrogators to be doing?

No, Seriously, explain how that works....

What if the core problem here is that not only did the NeoConClownCarCrew lose the 2006 bi-elections, they were not able to push the Old Edsel over the top in the 2008 elections. And unless they get some major serious help here, many of these folks may not be able to lock up that book/movie deal, and may wind up trying to serialize all of their notes in the new Reader's Digest.

Assuming that they are not shipped out to do the rest of their life creating road underpaving from mountains.

What has happend to Jack Bauer? Where are the people who SHOULD be investigating Jack Bauer! When did Jack know that the president was being lead astray into liberalism, and away from Pure Torture....

That's What REAL AMERICANS want to know....
yellow_elephant

Why We MUST have Capitale Gains Tax Cuts!!!

The document shows how al-Qaeda, at least in 2001, embraced prosaic technologies like prepaid calling cards, public phones, computer search engines, and simplistic codes to communicate, plan, and carry out its operations.
[ cf Al-Qaeda used Hotmail, phone codes ]
WHAT????

the use of simplistic codes to communicate Plans!!!!

Smells like Godless Liberal Code Word for trying to push their Godless Agenda about Number Theory! Because as Godless UnBelievers they are NOT willing to Admit:
Number Theory!
Is Just a Theory!!!
Thus proving that Terrorists WANT access to Military Grade Math!

And we know that the ONLY way to stop that type of Gay HomoZeXual Marriage AgendanistaIsms is Permenante Capitale Gains Tax Cuts!!!!

Anything Less and the Terrorists Rebrand!
And use trendier Technology.

In related news:
Clearly, the rules of social networking engagement are still evolving. Either these tools are shedding light on business issues, or are they're just a distraction.
[ cf Down To Business: Are Execs Twittering Their Time Away? ]
Any Questions?

Starts with T, and rhyms with Jitters, and Stands for Pool Hall...

Which is why we need to have a Marching Brass Band, right here in River City, full of Teabagging Tuba Players willing to Terrorise the Twittering Of Terrorism with Technical Torturing....
yellow_elephant

Nationalizing Hooters????

ZOMGZ! What will the NationalSocialistMarxianistFreeMarketeeringPinkoRedBlueBlackFascistThem think of next as a part of their OnSlaught Against Our White Christian America:
It turns out that Miss California Carrie Prejean, already controversial for revealing her anti-gay marriage views during the Miss USA competition recently (she came in second), felt like she needed a little second-story remodeling to present her very best side during the contest. So her friends at the Miss California Pageant helpfully paid for breast implants. Anything for a homie!

In an interview Friday on "The Early Show," Keith Lewis, the co-director of the Miss California Pageant, admitted to helping Prejean get the breast job.

[ Cf Star Report: State pageant paid for Miss California's implants ]
ZOMGZ!!!!

What will the GunGrabbingPansyProGayHomoZeXualMarriageAgendanista think of next as a way to Destroy Freedom and make the land crawl with VeneZualoColumbianSomali Hugo "Saddam Hussein" Chavez Socialist Pirate MexiCanadianist Swine Flew!!!

Now this Clearly puts the NOM back into NOM, NOM, NOM!!!

National Organization of Marriage, if you know what we mean...

OR THE TERRORISTS REBRAND!!!


{ ok, "you can have my hooters when you rip them from my cold dead hands" meets "Dig Here, Dig Now, Nationalize the Hooters For Jesus!", next on Geraldo... }