April 14th, 2009

yellow_elephant

Kids these days, What IS the matter with KIDS these Days!!!

I was talking towards my son last night, since he is planning to follow his sister into the Fleet. Seems that his 'civilian time' has just not been the excitement that it was suppose to be. So 'on a whim', he is thinking of running off to the Fleet to Qual for the Nuke Programme!!!

OH SURE!!!

Like I Believe That!!!
Big Huge Tracts of
PreEmptiveRetaliatoryNuclearFirstStrikeEnhancementFeatures
IS not basis for a relationship.
I Mean, what are they teaching kids these days????

Evil Sinister Liberal Public Education System!!!

Besides, just because his parents ran off to the Fleet To Spawn is NO EXCUSE!!!!

I mean, how are parents suppose to have their
Kids These Days...
Concerns if keeps these days keep on failing to do the wrong things in a Family Friendly Traditional Family Values Way!!!!

MORE PROOF THAT WE MUST HAVE CAPITALE GAINES TAX CUTS!

Or the Terrorist Rebrand...
yellow_elephant

TeaBaggers Or Somali Pirates

In Light of the Recent HORRORS! We watch the Excess of Socialist Domination of the Free Trade In Free Markets off the coast of Somalia, where the visciousness of those who hate the majikal marvels of the market's messaging systems....

More of the SAME OLD HORROR of the godless communist Regime that has Nationalize Warfighting and thus injected this HIDDEOUS AND HEINOUS jack booted Iron Fisted Excess Governmental Regulation of the Free market.

have you ever noticed that both TeaBaggers and Somali Pirates are being taxed to death like this by the Socialists!

And BOTH do not have proper representation in the US Congress!!!!

and Both want to mortar the godless liberals in congress....

Although, most TeaBaggers will laugh at it, and say, 'but we were only making a funny....'
yellow_elephant

Stop The HindRocket Postulate!!!

As the wingnuttiness of a crowd increases, the likelihood that they will be unintentionally homoerotic increases exponentially.
[ cf The Hindrocket Postulate ]
ZOMGZ!!!!

Just becausse the Godless America Bashing Pro-War Crowd was all about taking it high and hard in the rear with the beer, rather than getting their little panties in a wrinkle by wandering into the Danger Zone, does not mean that they are all just a bunch of Godless Capitale Gaines Taxe Causing Panty Wasted Faggot Assed Wankers!!!

Some Times hiding behind Hanoi Annie Coulter's Panties is what a Real Butch Kinda Guy has to do...

Besides, simply because the Pro-War Wankers understand that Gays are to be excluded from the Military, and they keep doing everything to be excluded from the Military, does not mean that they are all GAY!!!

Why some of them just like to dress up like Hanoi Annie Coulter In Drag....

{ and do NOT make me get all financialized on you about the Economic Wankers... }
yellow_elephant

Is Mel Gibson Gay?

Come on folks, when an alleged devout roman catholic, the guy who gave the world the HomoErotic Bondage Film about christ, up and opts out of his DIVINE MANDATE to be married, one has to ask what sort of main force assault on our white christian america these Gay HomoZeXual Pirate Canadianist Marriage Agendanista are actually embarking on as they PUSH for what can only be more Capitale Gains Taxes!!!

Since clearly, if he were not gay, then he would not be advocating capitale gains taxes by seeking to abandon the DIVINE WILL OF GOD to remain heterosexually married!!!
yellow_elephant

Brief moment of UnMittigating High WierdNeff...

Got a text message from the mother of my children, and how the kids are off doing their ASVABs and MEPS....

And that this means a change in our role in the Big Circle of Life.

To which I pointed out that
We are merely redeployed in the Big Circle of
Boy Meets Girl,
Boy Misplaces Girl,
Boy turns into Gojira and Destroys Tokio
as if that was going to help.

I got a text back about how that was funny...

Yeah... of all of the Gin Joints.....

( cf on Gin Joint References.... if you have to learn the InterGoogleWay... )
yellow_elephant

On Winning The Southern Strategy

...
What's this mean? It means that all that France and Europe demonizing, and all that talk of "San Francisco liberals" and "San Francisco values", and all that New York bashing (like Rush leaving Manhattan), plays to a very small core of people, and specifically to the conservative's Southern base.

This is clear evidence that the GOP has become a rump regional party.
...

The irony? Even Southerners have a net positive favorability for San Francisco (+6), New York City (+2), and Europe (+2). In other words, even in their regional stronghold, they're just speaking to a minority.

[ cf What Americans Like! ]
Which I think makes the greatest argument that all TRUE AMERICANS are still backing the War President and support TOTAL MISSION ACCOMPLISHED DANCERS!

Because anything Less and the TeaBaggers wind up doing Gay Porn for Terrorist Rebranding....

You know, to impose Capitale Gains Taxes...
yellow_elephant

Got AstroTurf...

Last but not least: it turns out that the tea parties don’t represent a spontaneous outpouring of public sentiment. They’re AstroTurf (fake grass roots) events, manufactured by the usual suspects.... So what’s the implication of the fact that Republicans are refusing to grow up, the fact that they are still behaving the same way they did when history seemed to be on their side? I’d say that it’s good for Democrats, at least in the short run — but it’s bad for the country. For now, the Obama administration gains a substantial advantage from the fact that it has no credible opposition, especially on economic policy, where the Republicans seem particularly clueless.
[ cf Why Is Paul Krugman the Only Person Writing for the New York Times Who Is Telling It Like It Is? ]
But Evolution Causes Gay HomoZeXual Marraiage Agendanista because of The Execessive and Brutal Kapital Gains Taxes...

{ the tragedy for the nation is that we have Obama in the white house and no loyal opposition to keep him honest about his failure to do what MUST be done with the tragic farce in the Market! }
yellow_elephant

Oh God No, not again...

The Department of Homeland Security’s report on right-wing extremism is an overt leftist plot to label us “extremists” just because we reject the legitimacy of the US government.
[ cf It’s All Fun Until Somebody Pulls Out The Goldwater ]
Well, there it is.

The Obamanites are Rounding Up White People to destroy our White Christian America Because they are all Evil Ones doing Evil!

Can there be any doubt that this is ALL about Imposing More Capitale Gaines Taxes so as to Destroy Freedom and Give Every Marriage their Own Gay Person, so that they are all Gay Marriages?

What more HORROR can there be than a Socialist Welfare State Doling Out Gay People to people who were not planning to Marry Gay to begin with!!!