March 31st, 2009


Red Hollywood Unmasked!!!

Yes Boys and NonPerkin, it is a FRIGHTENING NIGHTMARE!

Red Hollywood is a Hot Bed of Communist Armed Agression.

Last night I went to watch my DVD of The Green Beret. ONLY TO SEE THE COMMUNISM!!!

I was just shocked to realize I was watching John "Nationalize Labor For Stalin! As We Nationalize War For The Party" Wayne, oozing his Pro-Commie Propoganda!!!

I mean, I should have seen it coming in the Communist pean The Fighting Sea Bees, but I had always chaulked that up to John "Nationalize Labor For Stalin! As We Nationalize War For The Party" Wayne doing his drag queen impersonation of Garbo in Ninotchka, and was merely some sort of Hasting Pudding passing phase, that would have been GONE by the time the cold war heated up.


NO!!! He was not kidding about how the US Military as The NATIONALIZE WAR FIGHTING GROUP would be allowed to NATIONALIZE the LABOR in the Combat Area!!!

I mean they even had Sea Bee's in the movie!!! When those should have been No bid sub-sub-sub-sub-sub contractors who were providing not only the clearing of the combat - but also the various Fast Food Services, not to mention the long term investment strategizing and financial services, which clearly needs to be offered to troops in the forward edge of battle, so that they are appropriately positioned to be able to afford any of the possible costly medical expenses that can arise from combat.

Which is a whole separate kettle of fish!!! I mean MIEN GOTT IM STALINISM what were they doing allowing corpmen to RADICALLY DESTABLIZE THE PRIVATE SECTOR MEDICAL PRACTICES!!! It's COMMUNISM GONE CRAZY!!

I mean, no KFC, No Micky D's, No Schwab, no health net, no UBS/Warberg, no Hummer Dealership, and the prospects that could have been made out of providing air taxi services....


Not one bit!!

That's why Peace Freak Commmunists Like Nixon would Impose the Jack Booted Iron Fisted Horror of The EPA, and Godlessly Advocate CHIP - Comprehensive Health Insurance Program - since NIXON Hated The Guacamole!!! And was stabbing our valiant defense contractors in the Back!!!



Children who had put their hope into the Homeland Security Investment Bubble!!!


No, You can Not Say

"so help me, if you don't behave, I will turn this market right around and let it regulate itself. Then we'll see who's not-touching-who..."
I am sooo not looking forward to folks saying that and
I'll get all Unregulated Market All Over YOU!!!
So just say no to bad memes.

Sit Meme, Sit!

You have to respect the Free Trade...

One technique used by the Conficker worm is to patch vulnerable Microsoft-based computers it has invaded in order to hide and prevent other malware from invading. One vendor, Qualys, says it upgraded its scanner Tuesday to be able to tell real Microsoft patches from stealthy Conficker patches.
[ cf Conficker's patch gambit exposed by researchers ]
Great Huge Tracts Of Flaming Fiscal Assets!!!

Britain Stabs America In Back!!!

OH MIEN GOTT IM HIMMEL!!! The Brits have allowed Basra to Fall to the Iranqian Flying Saucer Forces:
Britain turned over command in the Basra area of Iraq to the United States Tuesday, a prelude to the country withdrawing its remaining troops in the country.

At one point, British military personnel in Iraq numbered greater than 40,000, The New York Times reported. Most British troops are scheduled to leave Iraq by July.

[ cf British hand over Basra to U.S. ]
Yes, yes, Yes, the GOD HATING AMERICA BASHING Evil liberal media is reporting this as if the brits were handing it over the the Americans.

But since they did not expressly say that this was being directly transferred into the Personal Hands of the War President, we know that this is Evil Liberal Code Word for:
Defeatist Kapitulationist Appeasers who Kut Undt Run because they Hate The Guacamole
which can only signal the imminent collapse of National Security, and the Rise of Capital Gains Taxes, as the MexiCanadinaist Zombie Cyborgs decide that they want to marry the white women...

But of course the Evil Liberal Media is covering all of that up.

Think of the White Women!!! Great Huge Tracts Of Fiscal Assets!!! Sold at Discount WholeSale Warehouse Factory Prices directly to you!!!

Don't Let the GODLESS COMMUNISTS IN GOVERNMENT try to take our White Women and mark them down!!!

We Want them Marked To Fantasy Island!!!

Short Shameful Film Confessions....

Ok, I think I have to admit this to folks.

I went to see "In harms way" because my father would not let me go see it when I was a kid.

I have not seen "I am curious yellow", because my father and uncle went to see it, and my uncle has always been a strong advocate of
Sex Yes.
Violence NO.
Sex and Violence, Maybe.
But I still blame my possibly latent heterosexual tendencies on my parents, and uh, Girls.

No Honestly, I got that gig as the projectionist for the film class strictly for the Art, and not for the sort of nonMalePerkin who were into The Cinema, No Honest, really, I was doing it strictly out of due regard for the cultural imperatives...

Dum is nott Dumb

GOD do I sooo hate the Defeatist Cheese Eating Surrender Monkies who are not willing to support TOTAL MILITARY VICTORY in the KulturKampf against the Ubelievers.
Microsoft's Encarta finally lost the battle to Wikipedia and Internet in general. One of the best-known flagship entertainment titles from the Redmond-based software giant will soon be a goner. After sixteen years of existence (1993), Microsoft's decided to pull the plug on Encarta interactive software and shut down the accompanying online Encarta edition. Though the door has closed, in reality it hardly comes as a surprise. Encarta was faced with Wikipedia, Google's search engine and several online business models that predominantly lure users with free premium content.
[ cf Microsoft kills Encarta: Is society getting dummer? ]
HELLO, Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey of the GODLESS LIBERAL EVIL MEDIA!

It is DUMBER, with a B as in BatShitWingNutFart!!!


We are in the middle of a Holy Crusade....

Ok, so yesterday, over lunch one of our editors stopped me in mid kevetch and said,
We click, we do NOT click on
I mean I was getting blue pencilled before I even got anywhere NEAR a Period or a breath mark...

What this Country NEEDS is more People Doing their Part for the KulturKampf!

DOW reveals Alien Invasion!!


did you notice that the recent trend in the DOW has created a clear and compelling V.

This can only mean that Obama is a SPACE ALIEN!!! One of the Visitors!!!

Did you notice how no one is talking about how obviously that whole Garden thing at the white house was to throw people off the track that he is REALLY A LIZARD!!! And that GOD HATING AMERICA BASHING LIBERALS refer to him as Our Great Leader - in total disrespect to the War President.

Who can doubt the True FeeDom of the Free Trade In Free Markets, at appropriate usage fees.

hey Kids, another draft dodger heard from...

Wow... did you hear it!!!
OMG, Obamanazi deficit Hitler Youth budget destruction Communism [sproing] OMG, treasonous Defeatocrat spending cuts will defund the troops.
[ cf It’s Almost As If They Don’t Value Consistency ]
Now do not get me wrong here.

Some of my best friends have known a civilian or two.

I just am not sure we want to allow them to move into our neighborhoods...

Oh hold it, i am not suppose to PERSECUTE the draft dodging SCUM who's only notion of "service leads to citizenship" is based upon prior military service... and that none of that HitlerYouthLeague stuff really counts for credit in purchasing a Cool Pass....

Now remind me again, why is this Wankiing Shorter Wank suppose to impress me with all of his having draft dodged his way through the thing he use to think were times of the nation being AtWarLikeRelatedInvestmentOpportunites.

Ah yes.... the fun summers in the HitlerYouthLeague, and then on to the KarlRoveArmouredFlyingSaucerKorp, and the inevitable run up the coast with The Great Nixon at the Head of the Grand Panzer Armee bringing Peace and Prosperity to Peking... without which they would still be brightly painted savages....

OBAMANITES Coming For Our Nuts!!!

The salmonella scare that prompted a blanket federal warning against eating pistachios may have erupted because contaminated raw nuts got mixed with roasted nuts during processing, the company at the center of the nationwide recall said Tuesday.

Lee Cohen, the production manager for Setton International Foods Inc., said the company does not believe pistachios were contaminated by a human or animal source in its plant. He said the company suspects that roasted pistachios sold to Kraft Foods Inc. may have become mixed at Setton's plant with raw nuts that could have contained traces of the bacteria.

[ cf Pistachio company: Raw nuts may be bacteria source ]
OK, so someone has to say it
You can have my nuts,
When You Rip Them From My COLD DEAD HANDS!!!
It's a guy thing. You might not understand.

why your drieux Does Not Trust THEM.

Let us be honest. I use to have some respect for the semi-military training that Komsomol was SUPPOSE to be giving the Young Communists. It was SUPPOSE to be the case that this sort of pre-Induction Military Training was going to be of some significant enhancement to the Godless EVIL HORDES. Hence that what was needed in america wa s an abandonment of the CHEESE EATING SURRENDER MONKEY CUT AND RUNNER APPEASEMENT of the boy scout and boys clubs...

I sort of stopped think much of the concern, when the Berlin Wall became mere HYPE for Pink Floyd. { by the way, which one is Pink? }

Then Komrade Party Leader Memeber shared with me an internataionally recognized story:
So I told my mother that I was off to my Morse Code studies.

Then we ditched out to meet boys and dance the night away....
So unlike the DEFEATIST CAPITULATIONISTS who are whining about the Evil Obama's National Service Kabal - because of course they come from a long line of draft dodgers...

I am concerned about the safety of INNOCENT YOUNG BOYS when Gangs Of Ravenous Military Trained NonMalePerkin go on a Rampage.

I should Know. I married one once...

I'd go into combat with her in a heart beat - just not sure we should dance or drink or see movies, or have fruit dipped in chocolate sauce, or long protracted discussions about Pythagorean Theories and their impact on the devolution of Math and Western Culture into the Decadent Bourgiese Sentimentality...

Nudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink....

Hold on a moment here, remind me why I care a large fart about draft dodger boys getting rampaged by Fleet NonMalePerKin???

More reasons to bong Canada.

The osbourne family reloaded.

Hey Boys and NonPerkins, what does it say of Faux News Channel that they are staying with their Corporate Overlords, even while Faux Channel is so clearly engaged in a HIDDEOUS ASSAULT ON OUR WHITE CHRISTIAN AMERICA!!!

GOP falls to Radical Left Wing Extremists God Haters!!!

Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin is out, and former House Speaker Newt Gingrich is in as keynote speaker at a Republican dinner this spring.

The party's 2008 nominee for vice president, Palin had been slated to address the annual Senate-House Dinner on June 8, which is sponsored by the House and Senate Republican campaign committees. Instead, she will be replaced by Gingrich.

A spokesman for the Senate GOP committee, Brian Walsh, says Palin's team informed the committees that her responsibilities in Alaska prevented her from committing until the end of the legislative session.

[ cf Palin out as headliner for GOP dinner ]

Can there be any doubt that this is merely Godless Evil Liberal Media Code Word for
Stalinists Take GOP on Radical Hard Left Extremists Plot!!!
Ok, so someone had to say it...

and this is news to whom???

Abu Zubaida was the alpha and omega of the Bush administration's argument for torture. That's why Sunday's front-page Washington Post story by Peter Finn and Joby Warrick is such a blow to the last remaining torture apologists. Finn and Warrick reported that "not a single significant plot was foiled" as a result of Zubaida's brutal treatment -- and that, quite to the contrary, his false confessions "triggered a series of alerts and sent hundreds of CIA and FBI investigators scurrying in pursuit of phantoms."

Zubaida was the first detainee to be tortured at the direct instruction of the White House. Then he was President George W. Bush's Exhibit A in defense of the "enhanced interrogation" procedures that constituted torture. And he continues to be held up as a justification for torture by its most ardent defenders. But as author Ron Suskind reported almost three years ago -- and as The Post now confirms -- almost all the key assertions the Bush administration made about Zubaida were wrong. Zubaida wasn't a major al Qaeda figure.

[ cf Dan Froomkin on the Torture of Abu Zubaida ]
But for those of you who have just come out of Cryonic Freeze, there are some intersting thingies, and stuff.

So what ARE we gonna do with all of the Pro-War Folks who were Pro-Torture...

Should they be ever so polite and self round themselves up for detention, as the civil and polite people they are deep, deep, DEep down inside??? Or should we send out the Homeland Security Task Forces... so that the kids in the new KommisarriateOfStateSecurityJuniorClub will be able to ride along and see how Enemies of the state are rounded up for recycling.