February 16th, 2009

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Now that is SOOOO funny....

Hey, what is the New Cheech And Chong Dope Joke:
Bill Clinton: I should have better regulated derivatives
Try to remember boys and non-Perkin, when you do a BIG BONG, remember to pass to the Right...

It's not just the Ettiquette, it Stops Terrorism!!!

In related horrors, I was FRIGHTENED SPEACHLESS, so I will type carefully, by the EVIL Shrill One, in his evil liberal Peddling Prosperity: Economic Sense and Nonsense in an Age of Diminished Expectations where he explains Keynsian theory, and explains that this was rejected out of hand, because Maynard was both biexual AND a member of the bloomsbury group.

Which would be tantamount to saying that NeoCons opposed Capital gains taxes on the ground that they cause Gay HomoZeXual Marriage Agendanista!!!

Ah yes.... the fun of watching the neoConClownCarCrew trying to figure out who is still on their team, and which of them are a part of which Majikal Forest of Wonder about the Mythological Imaginary Invisible Foote of the Market....

So yes, if you do not have the moral fibre to do the right thing about passing the bong TO THE RIGHT, you are playing into the hands of Jack Booted Iron Fist God Hating America Bashing Excessive Governmental Regulation of Gay HomoZeXual Marriages!!!!

and no amount of saying you did not inhale will excuse you from your GOD GIVEN moral duty to pass to the right!

Fun is watching the freaks in the state of california trying to deal with the economic reality of what happens in an acctual economic depression when a stoopid supply side dogmatics fails to majikally supply the demand, rather than accepting that Government IS the demand of last resorts....

But we must be careful here, since this might imply that the whole world did not change on 911, and that real realism is still realistic about realpolitik, even in the face of the Paranoid Style of American Politics as it goes dancing with Anti-Intellectualism in American Life.

( hey kids, what if Susan Jacoby had written say The Age of American Unreason would it have been a clarion call for folks to rethink how much mindless god talk to put into religious leaps of blind faith into the void of LafferKurveIsms??? Or should we have been more partisan about the stoners??? You know, KlintonestaIsm is EVIL because he is clearly bi-sexual and a member of the blomsbury group.... and .... he looks weird... Unlike the Divinity o Dubbya, who is the full incarnation of Invader Zim, and therefore Knows the Truthier Economic Model, and the correct manifestation.... )
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Do Yoo Support More American Torture???

Obama, Yoo says, has put the safety of Americans on the line: his torture ban will “seriously handicap our intelligence agencies from preventing future terrorist attacks.” Never mind, of course, that no evidence has been advanced of a single instance in which the use of torture produced intelligence that prevented a future terrorist attack, while detailed and specific evidence has now been put forward that torture produced bad intelligence used to justify the invasion of Iraq. Those are irritating details that detract from a nice narrative. So what’s all this about? Is Yoo suffering from withdrawal pangs coming off an addiction to torture?... I’ve followed John Yoo and his writings with some care for a while now, and I think I finally understand what this is about. Namely, a pending probe by the Justice Department’s Office of Professional Responsibility (OPR) is looking at serious ethical issues surrounding the issuance of Yoo’s legal opinions.
[ cf Scott Horton Keeps Us Up-to-Date on Some of the Bush Administration's Crimes ]
What????

The Radical Left Wing Persecutors are considereing Professional Responsibility?????

Wouldn't it just be simpler to round Yoo UP, and torture him until he confesses whom were his collaborators, and which of them were Godless Unbeleivers, who are still stabbing our troops in the Back!!! I am more than convinced that Yoo would confess that it really was all Emmanuel Goldstein's fault... That he had always truly loved america but Emmanuel Goldstein had set him on the road to self loathing and self hatred and an opposition to Victory Brands...

Are YOU doing your part to support not only Victory Brands, but also the Homeland Security Investment Bubblers?

You know, to stop terrorists!
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America NEEDS more Post Reality Shows...

He writes:
Matthew Yglesias: The Trouble With Propaganda TV: I think the problem is more fundamental than that. I mean, who wants to watch a propaganda channel?...

Ummm... Matt. Have you ever watched Fox News?

As Rupert Murdoch is reported to have said back upon its launch: There are lots of right-wing people in America who want their world view confirmed, not challenged, by their television. And this creates a market opportunity.

[ cf Matthew Yglesias Unclear on the Concept... ]
Hum....

In light of Faux News previous radical hard left shrill and hysterical support for the TreeHuggerInChief, clearly there must be a True Market, for a Real Post Reality TV news like realated activities programme...

Oh that's right.

There is Outer Bloggistan....

It is still defeating Radical Left Wing Liberal Media types like Faux News...
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More Krugman Hates teh Guacamole

Ownership society watch: between 2004 and 2007 — but estimates, based on stock and housing prices, that all of that gain and more has been wiped out since then. Adjusted for inflation, families are poorer now than they were in 2001. It’s worth pointing out that with this release, yet another pillar of the what-me-worry school of economics has fallen. You may remember that a few years ago there was a lot of talk about how only bubbleheads paid attention to our low, low savings rate, because the truth was that Americans were getting steadily wealthier thanks to rising asset values. Not so much, it turns out.
[ cf First Decade This Has Happened since the You-Know-What... ]
you see.

He is evil.

He hates freedom!

He is bad!!!

Happy People Are Happy!

Good People Are Good!

Krugman is evil shrill hysterical angry leftist loser for Faux News and their Hard Left Radical Extremists!

{ hey kids, what if it IS time to clean up the mess of the Goldwater weasels? or should we be rude about reminding folks of the 1964 election, and, well, you know, that Ike was a Communist Stooge, that JFK was assasinated by the Comintern for not making America a Red Puppet State fast enough, and all of the rest of the fun bits... }
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Wall Street Journal Stabs Troops In Back With Gay HomoZeXualist Pot ThingiePooh

The GOD Hateing Shrill and Hysterical Angry Loopy Leftist Klique Rag the wall street journal reports:
A South Carolina sheriff said Monday he won't charge swimmer Michael Phelps after a photo of the 14-time gold medalist showed him smoking from a marijuana pipe.

Richland County Sheriff Leon Lott said he couldn't ignore the photo but defended his investigation.

"Michael Phelps is truly an American hero... but even with his star status, he is still obligated to obey the laws of our state," Mr. Lott said.

[ cf No Pot Charge for Phelps, South Carolina Sheriff Says ]
Well, there it is!!!!

OPENLY OPPOSING FREEDOM!!!

Clearly if they were willing to support the War President to Support the War Troops, then they would have been clear in the opening Lede, that they supported the War President, and were no longer referring to the Pro-Al-Qaeda Cliquists who had formerly been in repressive control of the Richland County Sheriff's office, who were currently being questioned by federal authorities, by way of special renditioning, to find out how deep the Pro-Al-Qaeda Cliquist Regime in South Carolina really went, that they were so obviously STABBING OUR TROOPS IN THE BACK with their Unamericanism!!!

But did the wall street journal do it's patriotic duty?????

NO!!!!

Are they secretly following Emmanuel Goldstein?

Whom in the Soft on Al-Qaeda Cliquist Regime has been protecting the Wall Street Journal from investigation by the Homeland Security Kommisarriate of Patriotic Purity!!!

True Patriotic Minds want to know how long the wall street journal has been an Al-Qaeda Front Organization, directly supporting Terrorism!!!!

Clearly when SHRILL HYSTERIACAL ANGRY LEFTIST LOSERS like the hard left's Wall Street Journal are allowed to daily spew their God Hating America Bashing Al-Qaeda Cliquist Propoganda, innocent children are put at risk of growing up to be come dangerous Gay HomoZeXualist Marriage Agendanista with their Massive Capital Gains Taxes! and repressive excess governmental regulation of the Market!!!

THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!

Now more than ever we must protect the Innocent Children....
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Godless Evil Liberals hate the free Market...

Halliburton and its former KBR subsidiary have agreed to pay $579 million in fines to settle criminal and regulatory charges of having bribed foreign officials to win billions in construction contracts. There may be some taxpayer comfort in the fact that this scandal was rooted in Nigeria, not Iraq, where the Halliburton megacorporation (you know, the one Dick Cheney ran before he became vice president) reaped multibillions as the Bush administration’s most favored no-bid contractor.
[ cf More Annals of Global Greed Inc. ]
Hum....

A half billion on how many billions that they got from the Feds???

Isn't that more like a finders fee?

And since Halliburton is a Dubai Corp, shouldn't they be held exempt from american law, because they are no longer an american corporation that should be persecuted by evil liberals who hate the guacamole???
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Those Evil Liberal Revolving Doors of Justice What?

Oh this will always be fun to watch work out:
A classroom dispute at Los Angeles City College in the emotional aftermath of Proposition 8 has given rise to a lawsuit testing the balance between 1st Amendment rights and school codes on offensive speech.

Student Jonathan Lopez says his professor called him a "fascist bastard" and refused to let him finish his speech against same-sex marriage during a public speaking class last November, weeks after California voters approved the ban on such unions.

When Lopez tried to find out his mark for the speech, the professor, John Matteson, allegedly told him to "ask God what your grade is," the suit says.

[ cf Student sues L.A. City College district over gay-marriage speech (emphasis mine) ]
Hum...

Well, there you have it. Radical God Hating Dope Smoking Hippie Peace Freak seeks to oppose the Divine Will Of God in class room education...

Clearly since the professor has invoked GOD to establish a grading criterion, anyone who is opposing him, must clearly be rounding up white christian americans and putting them on the Death Trains to the Extermination Kamps because those godless secularists hate white christian america!!!

Clearly when SHRILL HYSTERICAL ANGRY LOOPY LEFTISTS seek to use the Court System to SUPRESS CHRISTIANITY they are merely showing that they are dangerous Godless people in league with Satan!!!
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They are SOOO Evil...

The euro fell to a 10-week low against the dollar after Moody’s Investors Service said it may downgrade a number of banks with units in Eastern Europe, reigniting concern about financial turmoil in the region.

The euro also weakened against 14 of the 16 major currencies on speculation its recent declines triggered automatic sell orders. The pound dropped versus the yen on concern a U.K. report today will show inflation slowed due to the economic slump, giving the Bank of England more room to cut interest rates.

“The financial turbulence in central and Eastern Europe is likely to persist,” said Masafumi Yamamoto, head of foreign- exchange strategy for Japan at Royal Bank of Scotland in Tokyo and a former Bank of Japan currency trader. “The markets may perceive this as a factor to sell the euro.”

[ cf Euro Falls to 10-Week Low on Concern Europe’s Turmoil to Worsen ]
Well...

There you go, the whole Strong Dollar Policy is Strong! And Dollar, And Policy!!!

Proof that everyone understands that we are SOOO winning TheWar! which of course as we all know, is the only real way that the last depression was defeated, with the strong military strength of a Military Ever Strengthened to defeat the evil ones who had put the economy in a depression with their godless unamericanism!

So clearly we are SOOOO much more winning TheWar than anyone else!!!

But that is to be expected.

God Loves US!