February 12th, 2009

yellow_elephant

Invader Zim does Red Kommunist Hollywood.

Think of it as the Irken Post Surrealist KapraEsque response to the current state of Kultur Koffee Klatchen, now that the Kultur Wars have been put on hold pending a refinancing.

As a part of the Great Patriotic American Film Societies ongoing WAR WITH EVIL, and the Cinema Grudge Match, there will be these GRIM REMINDERS that currently Red Hollywood is just not what it was in the grand days of Busby BeZerkley - the slasher death dancers FROM HELL!!!

But as Donald Rumsfeld FULLY informed everyone
We go to war with the Red Hollywood that we have.
Not the Red Hollywood we would prefer
which as we all know was mistaken by the Evil Liberal Media as some sort of alledged call to attack the Irken, which was subsequently reinterpolated to mean
Americans Must Restore the Iranqian Wetlands
but that is what happens when evil liberal media types go wild.

In the current STATE of the struggle, the plan is:
The Mountain View theater on Shoreline has "Push" at 11:55 AM this Saturday.
True patriotic Death Grudge Match would have a response to this OBVIOUS HORROR with "Dr. Doolittle", since the imagery of a Unifying All Wise Doctor would be an excellent counter point.
yellow_elephant

For Queen and Country

For Queen and Country is out on DVD.

I watched it, it was not always as polite as movies should be.

It made me remember the delta between my yank friends in college, who loved SKA. Who Loved 'The Clash'... but I am not too sure they really wanted to wake up in The Guns of Brixton...

So six years on from The Falklands War would be about one hitch over the line... And it would still be in the glorious economic Military Victories of The Iron Maiden's crushing HORROR SHOW...

Ok, so I got a chance to waltz down memory lane a bit. And I was pleasantly giggly at the absurdity of my yank co-worker, who had no idea what "2 Para" stood for, save that there is an XML element in the single source documentation schema he works with... and he has had some bollocked bits about getting the content of Para to wind up in the correct places in the applicable output....

I should thanks my dear friends, especially the Loonie who called me up on 09/11 to ask if I had my poop in a group... and i lied to him... Since the intellectual assent that I was one Freeway stop this side of FsckAllNoWheres did not change that inside all of the same understandings were kicking up the same old SKA...

Ah yes...

And here we all are on the Big Ferris Wheel of Kharma... The Lads will soon be all home from Basra, but not quite all home from the Glorious Victories of Afghanistan...

Who knows the yanks may some day follow them, to some place, maybe even home....

And still we have our own Iron Maiden's here CONUS, and the same mythologies about how the Majik of Reaganomics is more the Wave than any other SurferDudeBongMoment....

And the lads will be coming home to brixton...

"And You will have to answer to...."

The Clash, Guns of Brixton on YouTube...

yeah, some films are just movies...

Sometimes they are just rude...
yellow_elephant

Evil Liberals Briefed By War President's Staff on True Priorities

At Long Last
The global economic crisis has become the biggest near-term U.S. security concern, causing instability in a quarter of the world's countries and threatening destructive trade wars, U.S. intelligence agencies reported on Thursday.

The Director of National Intelligence's annual threat assessment also said al Qaeda's leadership had been weakened over the last year. But security in Afghanistan had deteriorated and Pakistan had to gain control over its border areas before the situation could improve.

"The financial crisis and global recession are likely to produce a wave of economic crises in emerging market nations over the next year," said the report. It said a wave of "destructive protectionism" was possible as countries find they cannot export their way out of the slump.

[ cf UPDATE 1-Global economy crisis top security threat -U.S. ]
We can only hope that this will get more civilians on board with winning against the Godless Unbeleivers of Wall Street!!!

That only a MILITARY PLAN can win the War On Wall Street!!!

That we can not wait around and act as if this were merely some criminal issue that needed more Police!!!

WE MUST WIN THE WAR ON WALL STREET!!!!

Gir Demands It!!!

{ behind every divinity of dubya, there is a Manifestation of the True Gir!!!
All Hail Gir who brings us True Peace!!! }
yellow_elephant

Bigger Bongs, Faster Thai Stick...

The Education Of Donald Luskin for those of you who were wondering what happens when federal funds for the folks who should be on the short bus are cut, and well, they wind up wandering around, in a daze...

If you see Donald Luskin, make sure he is still wearing his safety helmet, and try to point him in the direction of some form of reality - but preferably not a reality with BIG POINTY SCARY THINGS...