February 6th, 2009

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Evil LIBERALS Persecute The Loonie Party...

You’ll Never Get This 21 Minutes Of Your Life Back: Instapundit, Malkin, and Joe the Plumber discuss politics for PJTV. There is so much to love about this, I don’t know where to start, but certainly Joe the Plumber bemoaning the lack of spending cuts and general program cuts in the stimulus bill was a highlight. It is almost as if he doesn’t have the first damned clue what he is talking about. A close runner-up would be Instapundit heralding Bush’s MBA as evidence of his awesome managerial skills. There was just so much to love, it is hard to narrow down the “best” parts.

I really don’t understand how bipartisanship is ever going to work when one of the parties is insane. Imagine trying to negotiate an agreement on dinner plans with your date, and you suggest Italian and she states her preference would be a meal of tire rims and anthrax. If you can figure out a way to split the difference there and find a meal you will both enjoy, you can probably figure out how bipartisanship is going to work the next few years.

[ cf The Problem with Bipartisanship ( emphasis mine ) ]
Well, there you have it!!!

Clearly a sign that this is all about the Capital Gains Tax Klique of Pro-Gay Marriage Agendanista, simply because they prefer EuroTrash Food over Tire Rims and Anthrax!!!

I Mean, How Gay Is ThAT!!!

And why do the GOD HATING LIBERALS always get so irrational about their Hatred Of White Christian America and their Radical Advocacy of Gay HomoZeXual Marriage AgendanistaIsm, when the nation needs the Economic Stimulus Package to expand the Homeland Security Investment BUbble!!

{ hey, if this with the regular gig fails, think I could be the Next Drieux The DivineRevelationGuy For Homeland Security Investment Bubble!!! Next on Fair And Totally Loopy WingNuttery!!! Or we may have to work on more PSA's about why your girlfriend Should NOT consider eating Tire Rims, and that Anthrax is SOOOOOO off the list of menu items...

But Am I just too cranky about the idea that folks should date within their own genetic material, and/or primary molecular bonding units... }
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It is not rape if you believed the president authorized it.

The Obama administration will not prosecute CIA officers who participated in harsh interrogations that critics say crossed the line into torture, CIA Director-nominee Leon Panetta said Friday.

Asked by The Associated Press if that was official policy, Panetta said, "That is the case."

It was the clearest statement yet on what Panetta and other Democratic officials had only strongly suggested: CIA officers who acted on legal orders from the Bush administration would not be held responsible for those policies. On Thursday, he told senators that the Obama administration had no intention of seeking prosecutions for that reason.

Panetta, in an interview with the AP after a second day of confirmation hearings with the Senate Intelligence Committee, said that he arrived at that conclusion even before he began meeting with CIA officials.

[ cf Panetta: No prosecution for CIA interrogators ]
But what if the Rape were Rape?
The CIA should have immediately fired its Algerian station chief station chief in Algiers after two women came forward to accuse him of rape, President Obama's nominee to head the CIA, Leon Panetta, told Congress at his confirmation hearings.
[ cf Panetta: CIA Should Fire Official Accused of Rape ]
As we all know, Rape is a 'harsh interrogation method' used to extract vital and critical national security information....

So.....

{ for our slow readers, if the rapes occured in the context of the Station Chief doing his part to fulfil the obligations of extracting information from persons who might have known someone who could have known something that might have been able to continue preventing the Smoking Gun from becomeing a Mushroom Cloud Voodoo Zombie Reanimated Saddam Hussein in an Iranian Flying Saucer Pizza Box, would it not also be as protected... }
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Obama Begins SLAUGHTERING of Christians.

oday, Obama made an important gesture in naming Fred Davie, the openly gay president of Public/Private Ventures, to serve on on the policy council of the Office of Faith-Based and Neighborhood Partnerships. Speaking about his hopes for the Office yesterday at the National Prayer Breakfast, Obama emphasized the importance of reaching out to “foster a more productive and peaceful dialogue on faith“:
[ cf Obama appoints gay man to faith-based initiatives office. ]
Well, there you have it, the sort of clearly obvious Super Secret Special hand shake decoder ring message that says that they are going to start some Rawanda Style MASSACRE of white christian americans, in their beds.

This may mean that many Xtians who were previously planning to be taken up in the Rapture, are going to wake up tomorrow and find out that if they can not afford a Gay, one will be appointed them by the State, as a Part and Parcel of the Whole Gay HomoZeXual Marriage Agendanista Assault of Imposing capital gains taxes!!!

{ ok, so I find it wayyyyyyy too funny that there is still a 'faith based initiative' on anything, especially in the middle of the sort of COLLAPSE of faith and reason that has been the economic melt down of late... }
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More Proof Of Obama's War On White Christian America...

In this recession, not even an education can shield you from losing your job.

The unemployment rate among workers with college degrees rose to 3.8 percent, the highest level since records began in 1992, the Labor Department reported today. The rate for workers with some college or an associate’s degree also climbed to a record, at 6.2 percent.

“This particular recession is hitting workers with more levels of schooling harder than past recessions have hit them,” said Heidi Shierholz, an economist at the Economic Policy Institute, a Washington research group typically aligned with the labor movement. “It’s just a deeper recession, it’s more widespread, its tentacles are reaching everywhere.”

[ cf Job Losses in U.S. Spreading to Workers With College Degrees ]
Well, what more proof do americans need that the Godless persecution is Persecuting!!!!

We clearly never had these sorts of problems until the civilians wanted to elect a civilian government in a time of the Homeland Security Investment Bubbling!!!!

I mean, people need to as themselves,
What would the unborn baby UBU do?
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Bic pen cap as ontological proof of god!

I was trying to explain to my Godless Heathen Liberal friend the other day, that the Bic Pen Cap, was a clear and compelling ontological proof of the existence of God.

As everyone knows Bic Pens are NOT for writing with, they are merely for carrying around a Bic Pen Cap. But what most EVIL LIBERALS ARE CONCEALING, is that the Bic Pen Cap has been created specifically to remove excess ear wax that is caused by the evils of godless liberals! That they exist prooves that they could only have been created by the divine mandates of an all knowing, all seeing, and all loving God. Since clearly by themselves they have no other reasonable reason for being!!!

More importantly no Darwinist has ever been able to show how mere natural selection would have been able to create a Bic Pen Cap that was so clearly divinely inspired to fit perfectly as an excess ear wax removal system.

Thus, not only must there be a God, and thus the Divinity of Dubya, but that evil liberals have been suppressing this to attack our white christian america with their brutal Capital Gains Taxes and their Gay HomoZeXual Marriage AgendanistaIsms that are all obviously caused by their unwillingness to ask
What would the Unborn Baby UBU do for GOPUSAMEDIA?