January 28th, 2009

yellow_elephant

PSA: You may be a Gay Married Couple anyway...

The Washington Monthly: LAPSING INTO PAGANISM.... The National Review's Michael Novak assesses Barack Obama's first six days in office, and is concerned about the implications of the president's decisions.
From these announcements we learn that President Obama recognizes no difference between the Jewish-Christian covenant between a woman and a man (a covenant that they will have and nurture children, if they are so blessed), and a civil contract between two persons of any sex, in order to set up a household of affection and sexual favors. This is a relapse into paganism.
Got that? Because the president believes in treating people equally, he's not just wrong, he's leading the nation towards paganism.
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Last month, WorldNetDaily ran a piece equating liberalism with "Baal worship." Now, we're sliding into "paganism." I can't wait to see what we'll be called next.

[ cf News Flash: Michael Novak of AEI Says That Married Couples Who Use Contraception Are as Bad as... Gay Marriage!! ]
Yes, that is right.

Just because you married someone who is of another gender does not change the fact that your GAY MARRIAGE is an Apostasy and the root cause of GlobalEconomicMeltDown in a time of Homeland Security Investment Bubbling...

So all of you GAY MARRIED FOLKS who were formerly HeteroZeXuals, it is time for you to put on your Big G Sweatshirt and get in touch with God!!!

Blink....
yellow_elephant

Why we MUST stop THEM!!!

John Holbo writes, as expected, at Holbonian length, with no possibility of a summary. As a teaser, I’ll quote his second para “Someone should rewrite Hegel’s Phenomenology of Spirit as a Wodehouse novel, with the title Absolutely Jeeves! (Alternate, Kierkegaardian version: Beer and Trembling.)” Read on and all will be explained (sort of).
[ cf Charles Stross book event ]
Hello...

HELLO!!!

HELLO!!!!

Buller....
yellow_elephant

Relax, it is for your own good.

Don't you feel safer knowing:
Quantities of mercury have been found in high fructose corn syrup, the ingredient that has replaced sugar in many of our processed foods. Reports have also come out that the FDA knew about traces of the toxic substance in food, and sat on the information. This news comes out just as we've learned that the peanut butter factory responsible for the salmonella outbreak has a storied history of health violations. What a week for food safety.
[ cf Mercury Found in High Fructose Corn Syrup ]
And those Godless Liberals doubted the need to Liberate Iranq so as to defeat the Gay HomoZeXual Marriage Agendanista, so that the blossom and Bloom of the Homeland Security Investment Bubbling would froth frothingly, like a High Corn Syrup Enriched drink that is bubbly, and delicious!!!

Side effects?

What Side effects?

Why Torturing Unbelivers keeps the Pure At Heart Frothy and Bubbly, like a High Corn Syrup Enriched drink, just as the Bible says we should Mercureruizate The Capital Gains Tax Cuts Permante!!!

But of course Godless Liberals just hate the Guacamole, which is why they are UnFructoseHigh!!
yellow_elephant

More Proof Liberals Hate The One True And Only Guacamole!

June 22, 2005: Fannie Mae Decides *Not* to Compete with the Private Sector in Making Stupid Housing Loans which of course FREED the Free Market to Market Freely in the Free Trade in Free Marketting...

And hence why the Failure was back then, and not after then.

Then there is: Supply Curves Slope Up. Demand Curves Slope Down. Which of course proves that graphing is bad! Since it would mean access to certain forms of Military Grade Mathematics.

Thus they are bad, we are good, and the Economy is Economical!! And the War President is in the war Presidency, and all is victoriously victorious...