January 6th, 2009

yellow_elephant

Plan 20/17

The plan is to lose 20Lbs, and shrink my girth by 17cm by summer time.

This way I can get into my Patriotic All American He Man Manly Male Masculine Swimming attire, and everyone will know that I am A TRUE believer in the Clear And Compelling Clarion Call of Permenante Capital Gains Tax Cuts to fight the Gay HomoZeXual Marriage Agendanista!!!

Are YOU doing your part to defeat THEM!?!
yellow_elephant

GOP To Become Godless Communist Front Organization!!!

For the Red fellow travellors out there who may not have understood the IMPORTANCE of the whole "Obama The Majik Negro" story, think about what is going on here!!!!

The UberStrumbahnFuerer of the RNC is now going to be an ELECTED OFFICE inside the Party!!! And not appointed by the DIVINE WILL OF THE HOLY DECIDER!!!!

MIEN GOTT IM HIMMEL!!!! Radical left wing extremist God Hating America Bashers!!!

Talk about stabbing our Troops in the Back!!! Who would imagine that the RINO Rave Dancers would go to this sort of Main Force Assault on Our White Christian America, and while the Great War President is victoriously gloriously Mission Accomplished Dancing.....
Fossey, Fossey, Fossey.
Madonna, Madonna...
{ is family values joke, but without the killing and torturing... }

Can there be any doubt that we MUST have a Permenant Capital Gains Tax Cut to prevent this sort of Clearly Obvioius Gay HomoZeXual Marriage AgendanistaIsm!!!
yellow_elephant

DO NOT BLAME THE CHINESE.

One of my godless liberal friends was trying to lay off the whole problem on the chinese.

DO NOT DO THAT.

cf Andrew Samwick Judges the Bush Administration.

Americans opted to not save, they opted to not invest, they opted to follow the Majikal Invisible Imaginary Foot e of the Market, and found that they had problems breathing with their heads that far up their methane port.

So yes, I get it, in their sense that everyone else is to blame, we will follow the tradition:
Americans will always make the right choice.
After they have tried everything else....
So NO!!! Do not blame the chinese, no matter how much the funny guys who are also going to pimp you that they are the Godless Maoist Red Commies....

DO NOT DO THOSE DRUGS!!!

THOSE ARE BAD DRUGS!!!!

THEY MAkE YOU DO THOSE STOOPID THINGS!!!
yellow_elephant

Can I borrow YOUR friends...

.... mine are clearly broken...

One of my IssueOrientedGodlessHeathen asked me
Will your colonoscopy have a name?
You know... Alvin, or Waldo or Something.
Some people are such sensative and sharing types...

Mine, Mine are Just BROKEN...
yellow_elephant

Stop Molly Coddling Workers

Yes,
Casey Mulligan says--wait for it--that the reason that unemployment is the 7% it is right now rather than the 4.4% it was two years ago because workers today face "financial incentives that encourage them not to work":
Are Employers Unwilling to Hire, or Are Some Workers Unwilling to Work?: Employment has been falling over the past year... if total hours worked had continued the upward trend they had been on in the years before the recession, they would be 4.7 percent higher than they are now.... [Today s]ome employees face financial incentives that encourage them not to work.... [T]he decreased employment is explained more by reductions in the supply of labor (the willingness of people to work) and less by the demand for labor (the number of workers that employers need to hire)...
If the New York Times has a future, it is as a trusted intermediary. This does not help.
[ cf Oh Noes!! ]
Is it just me, but that we need to do something about all of these folks who are just not willing to work???

Clearly these folks need to learn about the importance of Personal Responsiblity!!!

Clearly ONLY by having a Permenante Capital Gains tax cut can we stop these Hideous and HEINOUS form of Gay HomoZeXual Marriage AgendanistaIsms!!!

So when people tell you that they lost a job tell them that they have to stop being work shy and get right back out there and become a responsible person with a Firm comittment to Permenante Capital Gains tax cuts!!! Or they will make the Unborn Baby UBU cry...
yellow_elephant

The Bush Doctrine On Torture Revealed...

George W. Bush:
Think Progress: BUSH; Well, I have obviously made a decision to make sure the economy doesn’t collapse. I’ve abandoned free market principles to save the free market system. I think when people review what’s taken place in the last six months, uh, and put it all in one, in one, (sigh), you know, in one package, they’re realize how significantly we have moved...
Or realize how wrong Bush and his sycophants were in the first place.

If adhering to free market principles leads to an economic collapse, perhaps free market principles aren't a good idea? The old-style Keynesians had a name for something that was a good idea: the mixed economy.

Stupidest man alive.

[ cf A Word from the Soon to Be Ex-President ]
Any Questions.

No seriously.

If you can jump ship on one's Religious Belief in free market principles, when things go against those beliefs, why should there be any emotional issue with advocating torturing anyone anytime one wants, and then wrapping it all up in one's Deeply Religious Commitment to Free market Principles.
yellow_elephant

How Al Franken won the vote in minnesota...

The Fairness Doctrine....
Dear Fellow Conservative,

Last night, I had a horrible dream... and no, this isn't the famous "I Had a Dream" speech. Frankly, I think that one could use a rest.
...
As I imagined one half of a giant brain being tied behind a familiar back, just to make it fair, the familiar bass notes from "My City Was Gone" throbbed, and the announcer's voice boomed...

"Ladies and gentleman... in accordance with Fairness Doctrine broadcasting regulations... here's AL FRANKEN!"

I woke up screaming. But then I realized it was just a bad dream.

( email from eagle@gopusamedia.com, subject: Ann Coulter: My terrifying nightmare )
Hum...

A nightmare from a I had a dream....

Could that be one of those secret extra special references to her hatred of Martin Luther King's "I had a dream"???

Hum????

wow... there is now an official conservative headquarters, well for the underground conservatives, who have a place on the web, and no fancy decription actually required....

HUM....

So when she is worried that the fairness doctrine made minnesotans vote for Al Franken, does she mean that as a Joke???

WOW... Great approach there.... Democracy, the other Brand X...
yellow_elephant

PSA: Do Not Do Bad Drugs That Make YOU STOOPID!!!

I don’t know where to start here: someone who is against regulation is trying to argue that the CRA tied the hands of regulators who otherwise would have clamped down on flexible mortgages to rich people?...
...
Read that first sentence again: a large majority of banks say CRA loans do just fine. This is Wallison’s source I’m quoting. This is the best evidence Wallison can find, and presumably (since this is his specialty, not mine) he went looking for it. Not only does the plane not get off the ground, but the airline canceled the flight before boarding...

[ cf James Kwak Is a Much Better Economist than Kevin Hassett or Lawrence White ]
I am seriously beginning to worry that some of the folks who SHOULD have been more serious committed to Nancy's Just Say NO...

Forgot apparently to know what to say no to...

PLEASE BOYS AND NONPERSONS LEARN TO NOT DO BAD DRUGS!!!

Or if you do bad drugs, do not do MASSIVELY STOOPID CITATIONS that oppose your core thesis...